NO! Rent doesn't work that way! (long)

[Bliss]

I'ld like pepperoni, sausage, ham, bacon, black olives, onions, green peppers, bacon, mushrooms, chicken, extra cheese, extra sausage, and extra extra cheese, please.

And I'll get a double bypass to go with that... :P not that I doesn't sound delicious to me.

[Samaliel]

That sounds excessively tasty! May I share?

And I'm with Reyneth- let us know what happens on the 30th, please? $10 says the police will be involved.

Of course, you may ! But you'll have to get to this side of the planet, because I don't think they deliver outside Paris.

Also, I want updates too.

[AdminAssistant]

and i love you

Yep, I love me some veggie pizza. There's a place here that does pizza by the slice, and they have a "Veggie Delight" that has olives, onions, broccoli, mushrooms, and spinach. It's YUM. My lack of gallbladder-ness means that really greasy stuff tends to send me running to the restroom, so I avoid meat pizza.

Oh, and since nobody's done this yet, I will:

She's not gonna pay, she's not gonna pay, she's not gonna pay, last month's RENT

Yes, I'm a dork. What?

[Samaliel]

That sounds excessively tasty! May I share?

I should edit previous post, but it would go unnoticed, so there.

I just googled the name of that pizza place, thinking they were only a small local business, and not only do they have a website, but they're a now a worldwide brand ! Okay, they just have one location in Miami and 3 in Shanghai, while they have over 100 in France.

I thought you'd like to know. Because, seriously, Duck Breast pizza !

[Jpurple]

I just googled the name of that pizza place, thinking they were only a small local business, and not only do they have a website, but they're a now a worldwide brand ! Okay, they just have one location in Miami and 3 in Shanghai, while they have over 100 in France.

I thought you'd like to know. Because, seriously, Duck Breast pizza !

Well, Shanghai's not that horribly far from me... Duck Breast Pizza just sounds so good!

[SongsOfDragons]

Ok, the red, orange, green, and white I've got figured out. But black? What's that? Olive tapenade?

Yup.

None of our party were brave enough to try it. It looked...wrong...

White for me, the orange had people burpling flames...

[walking with scissors]

Italian sausage and black olive, and lots of it. Preferably on a thin crust.

[froglet]

Any update??? Don't leave us hanging!

[TTAZ]

**UPDATE**

Well, I called the manager today, and she actually misread the writ. It said she could call the constable on 7/30 and she thought it said 8/2. So she's not going to call the constable until Tuesday, if then, because the woman keeps saying she is going to move. I told the manager, "Yeah, she said she was gonna pay me too, and she didn't. She said you told her she could pay in that ass backward way, and you didn't. She said she would show up to court, and she didn't. She's not going anywhere, you're gonna need the constable."

So we'll see, but M did say that she'd be sure to check the closets when the constable came. Apparently one place she had worked, 2 ppl were hiding in the closet when the constable came, hoping that they could then let their friend back in and they could continue squatting.

ETA: 100th post! Woo hoo!

[Evil Queen]

Holy Snafu!

So. When's the court date?

[Soria]

... this thread not only but its making me crave pizza.. DAMN YOU DIET!

[Kirkygirl]

DAMN YOU DIET!

So make your own then. Use a whole wheat crust, put lots of veggies on there, and try some turkey pepperoni.

The stupid is absurdly strong with this woman. Mental eval anyone?

[dispatch]

I've got $20 that says she doesn't think she did anything wrong.

Old Chicago's Double Deckeroni with a nice dark beer to wash it down. While I am a registered carnivore I will say that I was surprised at the awesomeness of spinach calzone!

[TTAZ]

Holy Snafu!

So. When's the court date?

The court date has already passed. The judge said a writ (lockout) could go forward on 7/30, but it hasn't been done.

I don't know why M is dragging her feet on getting her out, even if she doesn't have anyone lined up for the apartment already, the sheer amount of additional damage this woman can do with these extra days is mind-boggling.

[smileyeagle1021]

ok, bets on needing the constable to come to kick her out...
hmm $5
and the nick n willies ultimate, with spicy sausage and no olive (when they get their store fixed and open up again )