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  • #1

    Impending Doom

    We just got a note from the regional manager warning us about some lady trying to return a two year old PIANO.

    She's got over $15,000 in returns on her account, so they told her no way is she allowed to return the $11,000 piano too.

    Now she's going from store to store trying to return it, blowing up on us when we tell her no.

    So, when she arrives at my location, I will be just THRILLED to share what happens...

    more coming soon.
    "I, too, am saddened by the lack of hookers in this thread." -LingualMonkey
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  • #2
    Lets all sing the doom song!

    "Doom doom doom doom doom doomy doom doom doom!"
    Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

    Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

    Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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    • #3
      I love those emails. "Please be aware a SC is going to the stores i the <area> trying to do X. Please be aware. If SC arrives please do <whatever.>"

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      • #4
        5 bucks says some spine-deficient manager eventually caves and gives into her.

        Any one else in?
        "So, if you wanna put places like that outta business, just stop being so rock-chewingly stupid." ~ Raudf, 9/19/13

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        • #5
          Virtual pizza party it is! I'm in for 5 as well.
          A lion however, will only devour your corpse, whereas an SC is not sated until they have destroyed your soul. (Quote per infinitemonkies)

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          • #6
            i got 5 on her not showing up.... just to make things interesting =P

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            • #7
              I say she shows up but tries to return something else.

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              • #8
                I love how the concept of a virtual pizza party has made the posters gamblers.

                Now if I could only get them to bend to my whims.....

                I'm short on cash this week (just finished paying the ebills) so I have a dollar on her showing up and pitching a fit.
                Last edited by Evil Queen; 08-02-2008, 06:28 PM.
                Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

                Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

                Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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                • #9
                  Virtual pizza or no, I don't take sucker bets!
                  It's floating wicker propelled by fire!

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                  • #10
                    Impending doom calls are probably my favorite. XD
                    unfortunately, being in a small store with nothing better to do, we usually stand next to our windows and stare outside waiting for the evil to show up. Typically ends with disappointment.

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                    • #11
                      $5 on the "spineless manager accepts return".

                      I'll have Tropical Hawaiiann w/ double cheese please!
                      *There is no greater gift than to be reborn with every heartbeat*
                      *Grudges should only be held for as long as it takes to deliver a proper vengence!*

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                      • #12
                        Quoth Evil Queen View Post
                        I love how the concept of a virtual pizza party has made the posters gamblers.

                        Now if I could only get them to bend to my whims.....

                        I'm short on cash this week (just finished paying the ebills) so I have a dollar on her showing up and pitching a fit.
                        i would bend to your whims!

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                        • #13
                          The return will not happen, because going against the regional mgr will result in a lost job.

                          Policy.
                          "I, too, am saddened by the lack of hookers in this thread." -LingualMonkey

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                          • #14
                            $10 on her showing up and pretending like it's the first time she tried to return it
                            "Ride the spiral to the end, it may just go where no one's been. Spiral out, keep going..." -Lateralus

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                            • #15
                              Quoth Nakajo View Post
                              We just got a note from the regional manager warning us about some lady trying to return a two year old PIANO.


                              return a piano???? (wipes tears from face). Oh my. If I hadn't be a regular reader as well as being well acquainted with sheer human stupidity, I would think you are having us on!

                              What happened? Did it fall out of tune? Not match the walls? Drop from a great height?

                              Return a piano my fat ass...

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