Impending Doom

[AdminAssistant]

"Can I return this piano?"
"No, but you can certainly donate an organ!"



heehee

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

"Can I return this piano?"
"No, but you can certainly donate an organ!"



heehee

That was so funny I forgot to laugh.

[Forensic Waitress]

I'm a poor student so I am only going to bet 4.95 that she will try to return it to your store and also act like it is the first time.

Waiting in anticipation of the updates.

[scroob]

i'll take 5 on the bitch showing up to return not only the piano, but EVERYTHING she has ever bought anywhere.

[blas]

$300 the piano won't fit through the door.....

[walking with scissors]

Not just a piano, but a piano she bought two years ago. Boggle.

I wonder how she's planning to return it. You don't just pop a piano into the hatchback.

And I'd really love to hear her justification for the return.
"Oh, it didn't fit."
"This was a gift. I already had one."
"It makes my butt look huge."

[digilight]

5 bucks that one of the following will happen, 10 bucks that 2 will happen and 50 bucks that all 3 will happen

#1. She will figure out a way to pull the race card.
#2. She will nail someone in the head with some nutter butters.
#3. She will drop the piano on herself and finally STFU.

[Lil Bunny]

Can I put a 5 on the use of a smaller vehicle to attempt said return? Then whining because she drove ALLLLLLL the way there and what about all the wear and tear on her car now. *poutwhinebitch*

Just saying.

[Pezzle]

Any time when I worked at BBY I had someone donig something scammy/illegal that said "I am going to <competitor>" I would call every competitor around and tell them to watch out for an SC of X description trying to do X (ie: fraudulent return, false/no ID check)

[Javarod]

Drop from a great height?

Return a piano my fat ass...

Why does this remind me of the trash bag ad with the piano movers?

[Soria]

You can almost here the Jaws music.

[RichS]

Why does this remind me of the trash bag ad with the piano movers?

That's what immediately popped in my mind - In fact, I'd bet $10 that she returns the piano in a Glad bag.

[mharbourgirl]

Who's the manufacturer of the piano? Just curious, I'd take pretty much ANYTHING at this point. I haven't had a piano in 12 years and the withdrawal is starting to get painful.

I can't pay her the $11K until the day after tomorrow but I promise it will have a good home and excellent care.

*goes away grumbling about people who can't appreciate the treasure that is a good piano*

[Crawley]

Five bucks, heck I'm in.

I'm with the "but this is the first place I've tried to return it" crowd.

And just to be myself, I'm betting she's got a kid who didn't want to play piano in the first place, but mommy's spechul little one just had to be a musician, etc etc. Kid says no, I don't wanna, mommy's stuck with an 11 grand piano.

[Interior Desecrator]

So, she's been hauling that thing around from store to store in the summer heat and humidity. Plus, I'm sure she hasn't dragged it back into the house after every trip. Do you know how badly out of tune that sucker's gonna be? And, from what I understand, piano tuners don't work for cheap. Karma's gonna bite that lady hard! Plus, I'm with mharbourgirl. It's a terrible waste of a good piano.