NEWSFLASH: I am NOT a dog!

[blas]

I much prefer being addressed by my first name or even "Excuse me Miss?" or hell, even Ma'ame, rather than "Hey you!" "Hey Girl!" "Hey Baby!" *Whistle whistle*

The night I met my current boyfriend, we'd just gone on a big dinner date and the boys were already at the bar (we needed a pit stop at the ATM where there wasn't a freakin $2-$5 service fee like the ones the bars charge), and we had parked and were walking the few blocks to the bar and some stupid guys were howling at me "Hey Baby!" "Hey you!" "YO SHAWTY!".........and they wonder why I kept walking and didn't answer? Oh, the kicker....when that didn't work, they started whistling......I turned around and stuck my nose up at them. Probably not the most mature thing to do, but you do not address me like that, nor do you whistle at me.

[JustADude]

I dunno, I just had a mental image of what a werewolf would do if treated like that:

SC: *WHISTLES* Hey, Mutt-face! Get me a refill, now!
WW: *Bites throat out. Possible humping of the wound for further emphasis of displeasure.*

[morgana]

I dunno, I just had a mental image of what a werewolf would do if treated like that:

SC: *WHISTLES* Hey, Mutt-face! Get me a refill, now!
WW: *Bites throat out. Possible humping of the wound for further emphasis of displeasure.*

Marry me?

[jedimaster91]

I much prefer being addressed by my first name or even "Excuse me Miss?" or hell, even Ma'ame, rather than "Hey you!" "Hey Girl!" "Hey Baby!" *Whistle whistle*

The night I met my current boyfriend, we'd just gone on a big dinner date and the boys were already at the bar (we needed a pit stop at the ATM where there wasn't a freakin $2-$5 service fee like the ones the bars charge), and we had parked and were walking the few blocks to the bar and some stupid guys were howling at me "Hey Baby!" "Hey you!" "YO SHAWTY!".........and they wonder why I kept walking and didn't answer? Oh, the kicker....when that didn't work, they started whistling......I turned around and stuck my nose up at them. Probably not the most mature thing to do, but you do not address me like that, nor do you whistle at me.

I deal with stuff like that too. Mostly drunks. I've gotten the "Hey, you got a boyfriend?" question from so many pimpin' dudes and I regretfully have to inform them that my husband doesn't allow me to have a boyfriend.

I also ignore the whistles, snaps and "HEY YOU"s. Quite frankly, I have no idea whose attention they're trying to get.

I dunno, I just had a mental image of what a werewolf would do if treated like that:

SC: *WHISTLES* Hey, Mutt-face! Get me a refill, now!
WW: *Bites throat out. Possible humping of the wound for further emphasis of displeasure.*

I think you're my new hero.

[PepperElf]

"Hey Baby!" "Hey you!" "YO SHAWTY!"

appropriate response is of course: "Yes, f*ck face?"

and oooo i hate when people say "the customer is always right" when they're trying to be abusive jerks. times when you want to call them "entitlementwore" to their face

[mattm04]

IF you have canned or bottled soda, give it a really, really, really, REALLY, good shake then give it to him.

[rts]

I dunno, I just had a mental image of what a werewolf would do if treated like that:

SC: *WHISTLES* Hey, Mutt-face! Get me a refill, now!
WW: *Bites throat out. Possible humping of the wound for further emphasis of displeasure.*

I'd watch that on pay per view!!!!

[Kitten in the box]

I HATE it when customers whistile at me like Im a dog. One time I was going to lunch with a friend when this customer whistled and kept saying hey. My friend said I think he's trying to get your attention...My response was "do I look like Scooby Frickin' Do to you?" My friend laughed. (we were both off the clock and in our street clothes being as it was a casual day. Of course we both got turned in for that scooby do thing but our manager who was ultra cool brushed it off.

[JustADude]

Marry me?

Maybe. Got a photo?

I think you're my new hero.

Thanks, I'm already checking swatches for my outfit. I'm thinking of going for purple and green with the handle "Weird Mental Image Guy".

I'd watch that on pay per view!!!!

Coming Sunday, SUNDAY, SUNDAY!!! Live on pay-per-view! The International Werewolf Association presents Ultrakill!!! One day only, you can see werewolves throat-humping, spine-flossing, and heart-ripping like never before!!!

[RootedPhoenix]

Thanks, I'm already checking swatches for my outfit. I'm thinking of going for purple and green with the handle "Weird Mental Image Guy".

Coming Sunday, SUNDAY, SUNDAY!!! Live on pay-per-view! The International Werewolf Association presents Ultrakill!!!

I love it.

[looney_librarian]

UltraKill

I love it.

Had a guy snap his fingers and whistle at me like a dog one time when I worked retail. I said in a voice loud enough for the whole store to hear (in fact the whole store pretty much stopped to listen to what I was saying), "Sir I am not a dog and if you want my attention, please come up and ask for it." That embarrassed the hell out of the guy and he came up sheepishly, apologized, and then became one of the more nicer customers I had helped in a while.

[morgana]

Maybe. Got a photo?

Got one I'd be willing to send, but it's kinda more where I was/where I'm trying to get back to, rather than where I am now.

Coming Sunday, SUNDAY, SUNDAY!!! Live on pay-per-view! The International Werewolf Association presents Ultrakill!!! One day only, you can see werewolves throat-humping, spine-flossing, and heart-ripping like never before!!!

Nothing that cool ever shows up on pay-per-vew around here . . .

[Rapscallion]

Okie dokie, just for the reference.

Thanks for the report about food tampering in the first post - we don't condone it, but a turd in a drink of soda is going to be sort of noticeable, and it was obviously not meant seriously. We're not too worried about that.

The spitting? We really don't advocate that - it will be disguised within a few seconds, and even a joking spit can be taken out by accident.

Just a note.

Rapscallion