Guest: yea Dave, my mama has cancer and we are looking to take her to the beach befire she dies, lemme tell you what I need.....first off, its got to be oceanfront and it has to be 5 star, 4 stars just wont do. It has to have a private pool, a hot tub, a pool table, hardwood floors, and I want plasma TV's in every bedroom. So um what do you have?
(I tell him the price)
Guest: Dave, thats just too much money. We are on a budget here.
Me: well thats the price but I may have some alternatives within your price range.
Guest: No Dave, my mama just wont enjoy it if its not the best. Cant you call the owner and tell him my mama has cancer and wants to see the beach before she dies and we aint got but a few hundred bucks to spend for the week (oh did I mention this was in July)
Me: sir that property rents for $12,208
Guest: I know but my mama is dying. I mean the owner wont cut us a break and make a special exception
Me: no sir
Guest: well can you at least call and ask him?
Me: no sir
Guest: well I guess my mama is gonna die without ever seeing the ocean, not that you really care. Thanks for nothing, you jerk. CLICK
(I tell him the price)
Guest: Dave, thats just too much money. We are on a budget here.
Me: well thats the price but I may have some alternatives within your price range.
Guest: No Dave, my mama just wont enjoy it if its not the best. Cant you call the owner and tell him my mama has cancer and wants to see the beach before she dies and we aint got but a few hundred bucks to spend for the week (oh did I mention this was in July)
Me: sir that property rents for $12,208
Guest: I know but my mama is dying. I mean the owner wont cut us a break and make a special exception
Me: no sir
Guest: well can you at least call and ask him?
Me: no sir
Guest: well I guess my mama is gonna die without ever seeing the ocean, not that you really care. Thanks for nothing, you jerk. CLICK
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