We don't take appointments.

[Akasa]

Rule 34: If it exists there's porn of it.
(did I get that right? or was it if its on the net?)

[Hyndis]

Most disturbing yet was what a guy friend insisted on pointing out to me: Porn of the two dudes from Mythbusters. *shudders*

My friends are seriously twisted.

Rule 34 can be a cruel, cruel thing.

DAMN YOU, INTERNET, DAMN YOU!

[KhirasHY]

they make that

They make everything, up to and including (I shit you not) clown porn.

...

[Automan Empire]

They make everything, up to and including (I shit you not) clown porn.

Well, there IS an endless supply of fucking clowns in the world... (rimshot)

My first job was as a tire installer at a big chain store, where they couldn't see the logic of hiring another tire installer on Saturday. For $6 an hour they could have moved thousands of dollars more in tires, but noooo. I remember one day the stacks of tires waiting to be installed ran from the back wall to the bay door, then all the way back, and then started out again- about 50 linear feet- 2 dozen cars waiting and ONE person (me) assigned to install them.

Customers were justifiably pi$$ed, and some would ask for an appointment (how about MONDAY when we're SLOW?) and others would yell at the manager, who'd come out and demand I work faster. Once or twice I did get someone claiming to have made an appointment with a phantom employee, when we didn't even make appointments.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

They make everything, up to and including (I shit you not) clown porn.

But don't the big floppy shoes and red honking noses get in the way? Doesn't the white makeup start running?

And do the curtains match the carpet?

Enjoy the thought kids.

[AdminAssistant]

But don't the big floppy shoes and red honking noses get in the way? Doesn't the white makeup start running?

And do the curtains match the carpet?

Enjoy the thought kids.

And just IMAGINE the things that could be done with banana cream pies and bottles of seltzer.

[taxguykarl]

Why do people yell that they're never coming back? Don't they realize that's AWESOME?

Some are delusional enough to think that this is a punishment.

[Gabrielle Proctor]

Eureka! It appears this would be the next stage of evolution for the invertebrate, corporate spcies. Quite a significant discovery!

I'll be looking out for other signs of the apocalypse. If my boyfriend manages to get paid vacation, we're all doomed.

[PepperElf]

oh i'm a lumberjack and i'm ok!

I've got 20 on gay lumberjack porn.

with a chorus of canadian mounties?


either that or he asked about what time he could bring it in and assumed that meant he'd made an appointment.

or he lied just to get his done first. cos how dare other people be ahead of him, right?

[mattm04]

I got $20 on called the wrong number.

[smileyeagle1021]

Most disturbing yet was what a guy friend insisted on pointing out to me: Porn of the two dudes from Mythbusters. *shudders*

oh shit... and I just googled it too... I can never watch that show the same way again

[DevilBoy]

Most disturbing yet was what a guy friend insisted on pointing out to me: Porn of the two dudes from Mythbusters. *shudders*

NEVER.... under ANY circumstances.... NEVER question Rule #34

[Broomjockey]

rule 34? refresh me on the rules again please

Google "rules of the internet." There's a couple different versions, but rules 34 and 35 are always the same.

[smileyeagle1021]

Google "rules of the internet." There's a couple different versions, but rules 34 and 35 are always the same.

ah, found it... definitely disagree with rule 78, rule 116 is apparently the rule my non-guests go by, and I will no longer say "this thread is useless without pics" I shall simply point out rule 11... I like these rules.

[SilverOrb]

Rule 34: If it exists there's porn of it.
(did I get that right? or was it if its on the net?)

I believe I've seen both versions.

But lets call this the official word:



Hehehe.

At least 1- 47.