Big order, last cust, kid eats CD

[fireheart]

Blas, I was referring to the vajayjay comment. I've done it myself on a couple of occasions (placed stuff in my bra...usually it was my keys, although never for long as they kept stabbing me).
I've never had to deal with kids who drool on stuff...usually they're either screaming their heads off so can't drool, they're asleep etc.

[blas]

Hehe....I really can't help myself....I'm a dirty minded girl.

[Blade_Raver]

Correct me if I'm wrong.. but isn't the bonding agent that bonds the metal "disc" part to the plastic... a form of cyanide?

The parents could have poisoned/killed that kid.

hopefully the kids teeth didn't scratch the metal disc part of the CD.

Again, if I'm wrong I will stand corrected.

[SengaKitty]

I used to put my cell phone in my bra while I was working, until I got a holster, cause I didn't have pockets, and had to have it on me A) because of the situation with my son, B) because the office had to get ahold of me, C) I had to get ahold of the office, and D) I didn't want someone walking off with my cellphone if it was sitting on my table while I was talking to a customer.

[MadMike]

I had a friend who used to stick her phone in her bra because it was the only place she could hide it

My wife could hide a whole phone booth in hers.

[powerboy]

Yeah, how about I stick some stuff in my mouth, bra, vajayjay, and my ass and then proceed to make you hold it and enjoy it.

damn you are flexible, I like I like.

[scroob]

Mike your comment has thrown this whole thread into disarray.
I like it

[wolfie]

Regarding kids handling merchandise - the other day, I was at WalMart, and a kid was playing with some of the merchandise in the cart while the family was waiting in line. Needless to say, she dropped the item (an egg). Parents went along as if nothing had happened, but I warned the people behind me that there was an egg on the floor. When the line looped around (one line for several express cashiers), I told the cashier in the next lane that cleanup was needed, but she ignored me. Eventually, when cashing out, I told the cashier I was dealing with, who immediately called for a cleanup.

[marasbaras]

I second the motion ... just hit the plastic with a cleaner. Geez, folks ... a little drool doesn't require a SuperFund site.

Gross? Yes. Wear gloves. Even ask the parents not to let their wittle pwecious do that again.

Hazmat? No. You can safely throw the gloves away when you're done returning the profit-producing merchandise to the shelf.

[BookstoreEscapee]

I used to get soggy books all the time. I ed the parents who were thoughtful enough to bring an extra copy, because they knew that either A) junior was chewing on it and/or B) junior was going to scream when they took it away to be scanned. The ones who would just hand me a soggy book or stuffed animal without even warning me can have this

[cawaker]

I dunno if its just my oldish (29) anti-social ass, but in the last year I have seen the using the bra for a storage center become way more popular.

It's almost disconcerting to me to see girls pull stuff out of there, even my GF does it now and I'm blurted out "what the? so I guess thats why you get the big ass Victoria Secrets padded bras huh?" yeah she wasnt happy with me that day.

but as far as kids chewing on crap, yeah i would be rude about it, your kid's drool isnt in my job description. But thats why I'm not allowed to work retail, I have no brain to mouth filter.