You listed WHAT???

[fireheart]

at the guns with carrots story. :P

[elysia]

What does mr. gun-nut do? He sticks CARROTS down the barrels of the guns and tries to pass them off as being properly marked replicas...

The guns probably liked it. "Now carrot textured, for your gun's pleasure."

[Darkwish]

The guns probably liked it. "Now carrot textured, for your gun's pleasure."

Some other things I've seen stuffed in the barrels:

tinker toys
sticks
straws
electrial caps (I think that's what they're called)
red yarn
red twist ties
a plastic whistle
pipe cleaners

and the most effort to fail miserably?

They used a sharpie to color the barrel red.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Some other things I've seen stuffed in the barrels:

tinker toys
sticks
straws
electrial caps (I think that's what they're called)
red yarn
red twist ties
a plastic whistle
pipe cleaners

and the most effort to fail miserably?

They used a sharpie to color the barrel red.

Bomp bomp a bomp BWAAAAAMMMMPPP...

*TPiR losing horns*

[cinema guy]

In case anyone is wondering, yes, nuclear weapons are banned on eBay. There is actually a policy for this.

That is reassuring to know.

Gordon Brown: "I didn't know they were banned. I'm just trying to clear up the national debt by flogging a Trident missile on ebay."

[RayvenQ]

That is reassuring to know.

Gordon Brown: "I didn't know they were banned. I'm just trying to clear up the national debt by flogging a Trident missile on ebay."

He'll probably paint the nose cone orange and try to sell it off as a replica

[fireheart]

The guns probably liked it. "Now carrot textured, for your gun's pleasure."

Or "now carrot-flavoured for your gun's pleasure"

How stupid do you have to be though to stuff CARROTS down the barrel to pass them off as replicas?

[PepperElf]

I'm just trying to clear up the national debt by flogging a Trident missile on ebay."

I didn't realize they had Missile BDSM ... let alone sold it on ebay

[Nyoibo]

I didn't realize they had Missile BDSM ... let alone sold it on ebay

Rule #34.