Is this the best you can do?

[tigerlily0]

sleepwalker?

Got called into the lobby because some 20-something guy was walking around in his boxers and a t-shirt. Catch up to the kid, and have a surreal conversation that involves him mumbling something and me asking "what" then him mumbling and laughing, then hugging me.

My first thought was maybe this guy was sleepwalking?

[Darkwish]

Sorry, did I interrupt?

Wandered into the health club's locker room, and found myself inadvertently sneaking up on a couple going at it inside. They didn't notice me until I was right there...mainly because I cleared my throat, and simply said what I've always wanted to say:

Me: This must be embarassing as all hell, right?
Couple:
Me: Let's go...clothes on, then we'll see your IDs.

Sadly for them, they weren't guests, and had been let in there by a friend of theirs, and our police were still on property. They were also people we had let go nicely before for trying to go at it in a stairwell of all places, so they got arrested this time around...public indecency, I hear you have to register as a sex offender for that.

Did you let them finish or did you kill the mood?

If only they had just paid for a room (and actually gone there), they wouldn't have had a problem. I wonder if they think the "thrill" was worth it now...

[Nyx]

NAY poor fuckwit

That is like my new favorite thing. I'm probably going to be stealing that at some point.

[bainsidhe]

Quote: Me: This must be embarassing as all hell, right?

HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Ah, how you must've saved up for such a line!

And I love your police force. I always enjoy thier bluntness and occassional arrest. And holy hell, why oh why are so many of your patrons drunk-asses? Do you work in party central? No matter, it's not like you actually care about your job anyway.

[KhirasHY]

I've got more updates...

First, the rancid bitch decided to leave us a present that we found later. I can't prove it was her, but I know who did it...she lit a cigarette in the hall and just dropped it on the floor and let it burn. Our carpets are thankfully fireproof (which is good, because she dropped it outside someone else's door, and they would have been trapped had there been a fire), but it left a nice, black burn line. The higher management decided that they would not contact her: they don't want her back here.

Second, the guy who was an EW while I had the bleeding kid now has all this other crap he's done.

1) He bitched and moaned because he didn't get fake candles and rose petals in his room with his package at the time he expected...but he never communicated that he wanted them early, so they came at the regular time.
2) He ordered a chip and dip platter that is meant for 15 people...they told him this, and he didn't get it. They offered him an alternate dip platter that was for fewer people and he accepted that...then left it, almost untouched, outside his door with a note that said "We did not like or want this."
3) He had an appointment with our spa (an outside company), and got pissed when they called to verify that they could charge to his room. This is something they're contractually required to do, but he wouldn't listen when told that.
4) After telling everyone he had loved the massage, he then tried to get it comped the next morning. He pulls the "Well I'll just get it from the GM then!" line, not knowing that the GMs said not to compensate him for anything else.

I hate people like this...

[Dave1982]

Erm......why didn't you call the cops about that woman? Attempted arson is not to be taken lightly......

[CrazedClerkthe2nd]

The jackass guy and the Expedia EW are examples of two kinds of people that REALLY piss me off.

You know I bet you see enough to drunks to make you want to stay 100% sober for a long time huh?

[smileyeagle1021]

4) After telling everyone he had loved the massage, he then tried to get it comped the next morning. He pulls the "Well I'll just get it from the GM then!" line, not knowing that the GMs said not to compensate him for anything else.

It could be worse... he could have been talking to the GM and said that... we actually had that happen last week, had a guest who wasn't getting what he wanted and said "I'll just talk to the manager, (name) and I are good friends, he always takes care of me"... what he didn't know was that (name) had been fired and he was talking to the manager who had been promoted from another location... I wasn't there but I heard he said something like "I'm glad (name) always helps you... btw, he's now the night auditor at (not us), I'm (name), I'm the new manager." I wish I could have seen the look on the guests face. (and for the record, this is the same guest that the owners suspect the former GM was giving free rooms to every week... I guess that last episode was kind of further proof).

[KhirasHY]

Erm......why didn't you call the cops about that woman? Attempted arson is not to be taken lightly......

Because there's no way to prove it was her, unfortunately. Without proof, there's nothing the police could have done

[Saydrah]

If you're not a hooker, then I'm Barack Obama

You're Barack Obama?

*letches all over Khiras* YUMMY

....oh, uh, right, the post. Um, lousy guests! Get them out of our fair city immediately, say I!

[KhirasHY]

You're Barack Obama?

*letches all over Khiras* YUMMY

....oh, uh, right, the post. Um, lousy guests! Get them out of our fair city immediately, say I!

Yeesh, everyone's hitting on me this month!



I could take advantage of this!

[otakuneko]

You're Barack Obama?

You know, I do wonder what sort of stories a politician would post here.

Though the closest we'd ever get is someone who worked for one, I suppose. It'd be sort of politically dangerous to be found posting here.

[blas]

Dammit, Khiras...where were you when I was single?

Oh, and this is probably the most random thing you'll read all week....but in my experience with drunks.......they don't make catbutt faces.......when they are so drunk they can barely keep their eyes open....it's more like elephant testicle face.

[KhirasHY]

Dammit, Khiras...where were you when I was single?

Oh, and this is probably the most random thing you'll read all week....but in my experience with drunks.......they don't make catbutt faces.......when they are so drunk they can barely keep their eyes open....it's more like elephant testicle face.

Depends on the drunk...I've had the "Five Mile Squint" plenty of times

[Saydrah]

Yeesh, everyone's hitting on me this month!



I could take advantage of this!

*pounces on Khiras, picks him up by the scruff of his neck, and drags him off to the Lair of Doom*

THERE IS NO ESCAPE!

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