I Know These Things!

[purplecat41877]

you really should hold up the slices as your slicing it so the customers can see them. I own a delicatessen. I Know These Things!

I don't think this customer owns a deli. If she did, she would realize that holding up slices while the slices are being made would take too long. It would hold up the line if there was one. I don't work in the deli of the grocery store I work at and even I know that.

[Mr Hero]

This would have been a very appropriate situation to ask if she wants cheese with that whine

[BookstoreEscapee]

I like ham sliced thin. Also turkey. But I ask for it "sliced thin, please" and then I take what I get.

[RetailWorkhorse]

Damn, guess I'm sucktastic because I like my meat shaved rather than sliced. Tends to stretch it a bit, as I don't put that much meat on my sandwiches (because I'm always broke).

My cheese comes pre-sliced by Sargento, so I don't care.

[LadyAndreca]

Now, see, if you ASK for it shaved, that's another story. Then the person at the deli knows what you want and can make it that way.

[Belari]

What is with all of these thin-sliced fetishes?

I love thickly sliced turkey for sammiches. Thick slices of cheese as well. Its so yummy.

Me too...then I don't have to put as many slices on. You see, more slices=more calories, fewer (albeit thicker) slices=less calories. Right? Right???

[mharbourgirl]

nave commisary, subbase nlon, groton ct

Dammit! You just had to go and wave something incredible in my face and then keep me from having any. You're a poop.