Black Mana

[Mark Healey]

In SoCal there are two types of drivers when it comes to weather. Those that can't drive in the rain and know it and those who can't drive in the rain and think they can. When it rains I don't drive unless someone is on fire.

[Nyoibo]

No, its actually quite good. Its the only "energy" drink I've ever tasted that was actually, you know, not similar to the run off of a goat's colon.

That now begs the question, why do you know the taste of run off of a goats colon?

[Polenicus]

We are literally on the verge of the Armageddon. The Riders of the Apocalypse are galloping down Granville as we speak: Death, Pestilence, War, Famine, Donner and Blitzen.

A plague upon you, GK! Do you have ANY idea what it feels like to snort a corn chip out of your left nostril?

I do!

Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got to clean the mucus-coated fragments of tortilla off my monitor...

[the_std]

... What is this mysterious Beaver Buzz? It seems to originate from my city and yet I've never seen its like. I must now search out this liquid and consume it, to become the Ultimate Canadian! Mwahahaha!...

[Gabrielle Proctor]

I live in the American south. If we get a dusting of snow, it's mayhem!

[Becks]

There is no way for the mystical device known as the phone to physically transmit your chosen form of currency to me.

Shows what you know.

[Animae]

I live in Chicago. It snows. It always snows. People forget that snow, is slippery. And unlike rain, its not going to swirl down the pretty hole. You are not alone in the amusement of watching people do stupid driving tricks.


and GK sir, you are at least a 4/5 with flying.

[Jester]

I only hope your day off doesn't suck as much as you think it will!

I don't get why your day off would suck, GK. It's a DAY OFF. As in no SC's. No calls from 867. No calls looking for a taxi. You, like me, have your Sundays off. I enjoy my Sundays....I would imagine you would as well. And if not, let's face it, you have but one person to blame.

Right. George Clooney. It's always his fault.

We GET SNOW most of the winter and people STILL do not know how to drive in it.

What is up with people and their idiocy in snow and/or rain? Look, I'm a desert boy living in the tropics, and even *I* know how to drive in snow: carefully. I mean, DUUUUHH!!

There is an altar for you in my head that is growing exponentially every time you post!

When Wage Slave starts building a physical altar to you in his home, including way too many photos of you and clippings of your various posts, burns candles and makes offerings from various forest animals' entrails, then I think it's time you start being really concerned, GK.

Ya think?

[Belari]

When Wage Slave starts building a physical altar to you in his home, including way too many photos of you and clippings of your various posts, burns candles and makes offerings from various forest animals' entrails, then I think it's time you start being really concerned, GK.

Ya think?

No no no, there's no cause for concern until Wage Slave starts calling GK pretending to be one of the pantsless number just so he(she?) can say "I worship you, please be mine."

[Gravekeeper]

No no no, there's no cause for concern until Wage Slave starts calling GK pretending to be one of the pantsless number just so he(she?) can say "I worship you, please be mine."

.....well a least I'd know whose calling, I guess.

My first day off sucked because my landlord has the house up for sale and the realtor suddenly scheduled 2 showings for my first day off with barely 24 hours notice and early in the day.

So I got home Sunday morning, my first day off, and had all of 3 hours to tidying up the place make myself presentable and try to relax at least a little bit before I had a bunch of strangers trudged through my home.

I really couldn't relax till both showings were done and gone, which wasn't till about 4:30. Throw in that the first bunch were not only rude but were fairly clear that if they ended up being interested in the house, they'd be throwing my arse out. They also had to bring their entire family of 3 generations for no apparent reason. So I have some odd 7 people in my place including the realtor and this is only a one bedroom. There isn't *that* much space. The only time they deemed to speak with me was to interrogate me about the various flaws of the suite that did not meet their approval.

Second group was much nicer and actually treated me like a human being though. They felt no need to poke incessantly around my bedroom either. You may be touring the place but it's still mine unless you fork up the dough. None of my stuff comes with it, so there's no point in you poking around my worldly belongings.

[Misanthropical]

Every single year it snows in PA, but people act like they have never heard of this snow thing and panic at the first thought of it and run out to buy the stores out everything edible, because Lord knows they are never going to come out of the snow alive unless they buy 10 loaves of bread and stock pile the milk!

They act like they have never had to drive in snow before either, so even if you do, you still might get wiped out by these assmunches.

I want to dump every single one of these assclowns in South Dakota in the middle of winter and they can't come back to PA unless they agree to stop acting like assclowns at the thought of snow.

Can you tell how much people freaking out about snow annoys me?

[El Pollo Guerrera]

Here ya go. This should get you past the Plague Rats.

I never worry about those... I worry about the Crypt Rats. They're little sitting Pestilence bombs just waiting to go off.

(I know, because I use them as such!)

(I'm such a Magic nerd.)

[Plaidman]

I KNEW IT! GK IS A GAMER!


I'm guessing he plays Paladins.

[El Pollo Guerrera]

I just had a horrible thought...

Maybe their not Plague Rats, but instead...



RELENTLESS RATS!!!

Better keep that CoP:B handy...

(I know a guy with a deck of nothing but Relentless Rats and Thrumming Stones...60 card deck of 46 Relentless Rats, 4 Thrumming Stones and 20 Swamps... nasty to deal with.)

(Again, Magic nerd. )

[Gravekeeper]

I KNEW IT! GK IS A GAMER!


I'm guessing he plays Paladins.

Actually, I'm currently playing a Black Guard in WAR:

"A Black Guard will relentlessly assault his or her desired opponent, and will slowly become enraged should that opponent have the audacity not to die with the first swing of their glaive. Properly harnessing the hatred that flows from their scorn of others is the key to winning any battle, allowing them to wear down their opponents under an unyielding and unending assault that grows stronger with every passing second."


I'm not sure what that says about me. Probably that I need help.