Black Mana

[AriRashkae]

No, its actually quite good. Its the only "energy" drink I've ever tasted that was actually, you know, not similar to the run off of a goat's colon.

There's one (I think it's Full Throttle but might be No Fear) that tastes like liquid Skittles. It's actually good in small doses, but it only comes in the big cans that I can't finish. And the green cans of Monster taste like sour apple DumDum Pops.

I'll stick with coffee with far too much sugar, thanks.

[technical.angel]

Can you milk walrus?

As was stated rather bluntly during one of my classics classes, "If it has nipples, you can milk it."

And as a random side track from Google land, walruses have a higher than normal fat content in their milk.

Now you know.

[Gravekeeper]

And as a random side track from Google land, walruses have a higher than normal fat content in their milk.

Sweet, that'd make the ice cream even richer.

[Jester]

"A Black Guard will relentlessly assault his or her desired opponent, and will slowly become enraged should that opponent have the audacity not to die with the first swing of their glaive. Properly harnessing the hatred that flows from their scorn of others is the key to winning any battle, allowing them to wear down their opponents under an unyielding and unending assault that grows stronger with every passing second."

You realize, of course, that that is am amazingly accurate description of your attitude, demeanor, and behavior towards your less enjoyable callers at your job, my friend.

As was stated rather bluntly during one of my classics classes, "If it has nipples, you can milk it."

50% of all creatures with nipples say you're wrong. Specifically, the male 50%.

And that is not even counting the females of the species that are either too young or too old for such activity, thank you very much.

[Gravekeeper]

You realize, of course, that that is am amazingly accurate description of your attitude, demeanor, and behavior towards your less enjoyable callers at your job, my friend.

Yes, yes I do. Which might explain why I enjoy playing it so much after I get off work.

[Muses_nightmare]

One of the most amusing things I've seen in Vancouver was some guy at Edmonds attempting to clear half a foot of snow (give or take) from his car, with one of those tiny ice scrapers. And my friend who's lived in Vancouver her entire life wonders why when it comes to about September/october us Northern people keep shovels and brushes in our car. When I first moved to Burnaby stores had run out of snow shovels. of course I already had one, but it was amusing, because it was a topic of conversation in the first place, I learned of the shortage when buying my mattress.

[AriRashkae]

50% of all creatures with nipples say you're wrong. Specifically, the male 50%.

And that is not even counting the females of the species that are either too young or too old for such activity, thank you very much.

Men can lactate. Without hormone supplements, although that makes it easier.

Wikipedia (because I really didn't want to put that into Google )

[El Pollo Guerrera]

Men can lactate. Without hormone supplements, although that makes it easier.

Wikipedia (because I really didn't want to put that into Google )

Australian (semi-)famous former-pro-wrestler-turned-actor Nathan Jones (he was the big guy Jet Li fought at the end of "Fearless") had a lactating nipple surgically removed.

When he wrestled in the WWE a few years ago, (I swear) I saw a "Got Milk?" sign in the audience on TV.

[Jester]

Yes, yes I do. Which might explain why I enjoy playing it so much after I get off work.

It might explain a whole lot about you, GK. Some of which we may not want to delve into at this particular time.

Men can lactate. Without hormone supplements, although that makes it easier.

Can, yes. Do on a regular basis, no.

Women can ejaculate, too, but it's rare.

Point, set, and match. Thanks for playing.

[AriRashkae]

Can, yes. Do on a regular basis, no.

Women can ejaculate, too, but it's rare.

Point, set, and match. Thanks for playing.

Ah, but you had said that the quote "If it has nipples you can milk it" was wrong. (/joking)

Side note: goat milk is naturally homogenized. Found that out when raising a lamb this past fall.

[MouseToy]

There is actually an ice cream store in my college town called "Walrus Ice Cream" Disturbing, true, but freaking delicious

Ohhh, we have one here too! It's sooooo yummy!
If it only wasn't minus 7 degrees out, I'd want some now!

It does make you look at the name in a WHOLE different light...

[Buglady]

Actually, I'm currently playing a Black Guard in WAR:

"A Black Guard will relentlessly assault his or her desired opponent, and will slowly become enraged should that opponent have the audacity not to die with the first swing of their glaive. Properly harnessing the hatred that flows from their scorn of others is the key to winning any battle, allowing them to wear down their opponents under an unyielding and unending assault that grows stronger with every passing second."


I'm not sure what that says about me. Probably that I need help.

I dunno, GK, it seems to me you're doing OK; sublimating anger into humour is pretty healthy!

Re: ZOMG SNOW!! and idiot drivers... I'm from the coast originally (Victoria) so I'm familiar with the panic occasioned by "Teh White Stuff!!!eleventy!". Also the "Haha I have an SUV so I can drive full speed ... wait, why am I twelve feet away from the road and stuck in a snowbank???!" people. (There's a distinct subset of the population for whom 4 wheel drive only serves to get them twice as badly stuck, three times as far from the road).

What surprised me was that THE SAME THING happens in Calgary...

[technical.angel]

I was singing "let it snow" all the way until I pulled out of my driveway and cautiously tapped my brakes......

AND STOPPED.

I sadly quit singing, and went to work.

[Skrae]

Ugh, here in Denver I have to deal with the urban legend snowflake. You know, when a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of a very good friend of yours hears a rumor that it's snowing somewhere (not anywhere in Denver or the Denver Metro area, no I speak of Colorado Springs, 70 miles away) and everyone in the area forgets how to drive...

Now, I do better in snow than I had expected, I started driving back in June and have thus far driven in snowy accident conditions only twice, Monday of last week, and Saturday. Saturday, I almost hit somebody but through some stroke of luck avoided them. Had too much speed while stopping and nearly smacked into another truck. I'm seriously considering snow tires for my Blazer...

[AriRashkae]

Also the "Haha I have an SUV so I can drive full speed ... wait, why am I twelve feet away from the road and stuck in a snowbank???!" people. (There's a distinct subset of the population for whom 4 wheel drive only serves to get them twice as badly stuck, three times as far from the road).

As I like to tell one of my aunts: "Four wheel drive does not mean four wheel stop."