Asian Tossed Salad

[PepperElf]

OT: you know... I have a new goal....

to someday be able to post something that's so horrible that it'll even make Gravekeeper gasp in astonishment.

But I'm hot holding my breath. <giggle!>

[Kiritaiva]

-bows to the Master- I have finally learned to /not/ eat while reading GK's posts... Because if I do eat, I wind up choking while I laugh...

It makes me wonder... How cold must it be in their minds, without two brain cells to rub together for warmth?

[Pagan]

Yes, actually! It used to freak my coworkers out a little bit.. which was a nice bonus.

I've found that hissing, vampire-like, is an amazing way to get people to leave you the hell alone. Especially creepy guys that keep hitting on you.

[Animae]

I've found that hissing, vampire-like, is an amazing way to get people to leave you the hell alone. Especially creepy guys that keep hitting on you.

Try growling low in your throat, I find that works quite well too.

[CaroPhoenix]

I hope you fare better than I did - it's been almost two weeks since I fell on the ice (twice ) My tailbone is still bothering me alot. If I lift anything heave, lean over or walk up or down steps, it is still very painful. My Dad fell the same day I did, and he takes a little pillow everywhere with him to protect his very sore tailbone when he sits. The doctor at the emergency room told me that the pain from falling on your tailbone can bother you for several weeks.

While I am not a doctor, it sounds like you broke your tailbone. I did that by falling down the stairs of my house 1 month before my wedding! Yeah ... it took a year before I no longer felt my tailbone wriggle when I sat down. Not much fun.

Hope you're feeling better after your fall Gatekeeper! The last time I fell like that on black ice, I broke every blood vessel in my lower back (right above my hips), giving me a bruised look for almost 2 to 3 weeks, and the area was swollen for a good week. And now I have back problems because of it. Yeah ... I'm a mess.

[DrugstoreJulie]

Assless chaps allow more dignity to be retained than those things.

So true

[Gravekeeper]

Hope you're feeling better after your fall Gatekeeper!

Gatekeeper is a different entity entirely, and the damage I suffered was a mere 1D4.

Seeing as I am at least a level 7 or 8 rogue or possibly even bard it is but a glancing blow.

[wagegoth]

I've found that hissing, vampire-like, is an amazing way to get people to leave you the hell alone. Especially creepy guys that keep hitting on you.

I have rather long canines/cuspids, so when I hiss and bare them, people freak!

[earl colby pottinger]

Wimp!

So can I get those pants in a 34 inch waist?

Wimp! I need a 46 inch.

[earl colby pottinger]

No!

Teach us master! Teach us how to survive a Nanavut onslaught and how to stop yourself reaching through the phone and strangling your customers!

No! Instead teach me how to reach through the phone to strangle.

[Golden Phoenix]

*whimpers in a corner* was searhing for the proverbail pink skull ass jeans....and found this:



I'm gonna go hide now.

[CaroPhoenix]

Gatekeeper is a different entity entirely, and the damage I suffered was a mere 1D4.

Seeing as I am at least a level 7 or 8 rogue or possibly even bard it is but a glancing blow.

I had, what in layman's terms is called a Brain Burp. And I think my spell check changed it and I didn't notice.

Gravekeeper, I'm glad you're at least a 7th or 8th rogue 'cos that means your tumble should be really good. And hopefully your dignity has repaired itself by now too.

I'll just go sit in a dark corner and ummm ... pray to the Gods that my Brain Burp has been forgiven.

[ralerin]

Will Go On

Me: “Ok, and your postal code please?”
SC: “….book?”
( …what? )
Me: “…I need your postal code, please?”
SC: “Umm….xxxx?”
Me: “No, I need your postal code, please.”
SC: “…..uh…..I don’t know that.”

Yes, I figured that. I also get the lingering impression this gap in your knowledge is but the tip of the vast iceberg tearing through the pitiful rubber hull of your mental dingy and threatening the lives of both you and Leonardo De Caprio.

If you find a piece of debris to cling too, don’t let that bastard up.

Goddamn it, GK, you made me choke on my oatmeal.

Therapy

Me: “Hmm, actually it looks our closest location to you closed today.”
SC: “Yes, I know, that’s why I called you.”

Have you ever just muted your mic and hissed at the screen? It’s actually very therapeutic.

I wish I could do that to some of my customers. Of course I'd have to deal with the whole face to face thing.

"Dude...? Why are you hissing at me?"

"Oh sorry, I heard it was thrapeutic."

Like, whatever.

"I'm sorry, you have the wrong number."
"Ummm, like, nooo"
"....yes, yes you do."

I realize my speech is very difficult to understand seeing as I have not used the work "like" as a prefix or suffix as of yet and did not begin my statement with "Omigawd" nor did I offer a reconfirmation of the gravitas by pairing it with "Seriously, you guys".

For this I deeply apologize as I was did not spend the ages of 6-16 with only Hannah Montanna dvds, press on nails and hairspray for parental guidance. Nor am I currently measuring my self worth by the size of my wardrobe / the number of phone numbers in my cell phone - the number of books I've been forced to read + the most money I've paid for a single item of clothing I only wore once.

Yes, that's the formula: ( W / CN ) - ( B + MEC ) = Self worth.

Eureka! *takes notes*

[PepperElf]

.... well i like the tartan pattern, but the doo-dads they put on the pants aren't that great.

[Pagan]

Try growling low in your throat, I find that works quite well too.

That's when people know I'm getting pissed!

I have rather long canines/cuspids, so when I hiss and bare them, people freak!

Isn't it fun??!!

*whimpers in a corner* was searhing for the proverbail pink skull ass jeans....and found this:



I'm gonna go hide now.

You guys don't have Hot Topic over there, do you? Those are called "bondage pants".


http://www.hottopic.com/hottopic/index.jsp

.... well i like the tartan pattern, but the doo-dads they put on the pants aren't that great.

And I'm guessing you don't have a Hot Topic close to you? They specialize in those types of clothes. They do have some cool stuff, too, though. I've been know to go in there on occasion.

And that's not a tartan, that's a plaid. How you tell the difference - no matter what way you turn a tartan, the pattern stays exactly the same. Plaids, not so much.