I Hate this "joke"

[XCashier]

Umm...right, because, if I had a choice or control over it, I would certainly make the weather as uncomfortable and annoying as possible.

Come to think of it, if you had control over the weather, you certainly wouldn't be working in that job, you'd be traveling the globe and making millions of dollars by adjusting the weather for various locations!

Start screaming with laughter. Really overdo it. Continue for about thirty or forty seconds. Slap your thighs - the works.

"Oh, I've never heard that one before," and say it through trying to laugh.

They'll get the hint, or be worthy of cleansing from the gene pool.

Actually, they don't. They just think you're crazy. I've tried it before.

[Gabrielle Proctor]

"Why did you let it get so cold out?"

Because you touch yourself at night!!!

Start saying that and see how long this "hilarious" joke lasts. (Don't really though)