Stuff I should never have to say at Subway.

[Apathy]

"Please don't have phone sex in line."

How dare you interrupt that person's private conversation! That is so rude.

I so totally want an Elk meat subway sammich now.

Oh man, me too.

[Broomjockey]

Grill on hot griddle until slightly charred.

That's not toasted. That's grilled.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

"Please don't spit that Tobacco on the floor."

You must've encountered my Bungee Boss then. He had no qualms about spitting his tobacco juice wherever and whenever he pleased.

"Please don't have phone sex in line."

That ain't mayonnaise on the floor, is it?

[HorrorFrogPrincess]

Guh, I always hated it when someone would ask for something we don't have where I (until tomorrow) work.

There are maybe a dozen items on the menu. The list can be shortened to as follows: Pizza, chicken wings, chicken tenders, breaksticks, sandwiches, salad.

Nowhere on the menu does it say anything about hot dogs, churros, fries, or Dr. Pepper.

[RetailWorkhorse]

That's not toasted. That's grilled.

Either way it's still cooked lettuce.

[Broomjockey]

Either way

The difference is, one way makes sense. That's right! I just said you made sense! Take THAT in your pipe and smoke it. BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!


I may have just had too much caffeine.

[Jester]

I want to just randomly pour liquid all over the floor. I'll even pay to do it.

Do that at MY bar and see how quickly we toss you right out the fucking door!

OK, bye braincells... Who the heck would want a toasted salad? Why?

Because it tastes good.

Take 1 head of romaine lettuce. Slice lengthwise. Drizzle with olive oil, salt and pepper. Grill on hot griddle until slightly charred. Top with fresh Parmesan cheese. Serve warm.

And not that unusual. I have seen grilled caesar salads on menus before. Basically the same cooking technique, but then served with caesar dressing, croutons, and parmesan cheese.

[edible_hat]

Be happy it wasn't urine.

By the way, the urine is just soda water.

[Jester]

By the way, the urine is just soda water.

Let me guess....you tasted it.

[Peppergirl]

Ok, WTF is it about Subway that makes SCs even more vile???

Seriously, it seems to bring out the worst in people, and (as we all know) that's saying ALOT!

[TheTigress]

"We don't have Elk meat/Venison."

"We can't toast a Salad."

"We can't stir-fry the salad."

"Please don't spit that Tobacco on the floor."

"The Sprite is just Soda water? oh, thanks for telling-WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING POURING IT ALL OVER THE FLOOR?!"

"Please don't have phone sex in line."

"We don't have Tacos."

"we don't deliver. We are not Quiznos."

"We don't have Croissant Rolls or Doughnuts."

"I'm sorry, we don't carry Spice cake."

Crazily enough I have yet to hear any of these at the Subway I work at. But I share your pain in everything else. The salad toasting just tops it off....

PM me if you are interested in reading my 7 volumes of Subway Rants.

[Jester]

PM me if you are interested in reading my 7 volumes of Subway Rants.

Screw that. Post them here, or start a new thread. Share with the whole class!

[Digitalpotato]

Ok, WTF is it about Subway that makes SCs even more vile???

Seriously, it seems to bring out the worst in people, and (as we all know) that's saying ALOT!

Yep, I could probably make a huge list out of stupid things said at Subway. I should put the Summer camp in its own thread.

[TheTigress]

Screw that. Post them here, or start a new thread. Share with the whole class!

Oh boy, it will be long. I think I posted the best out of the other 6 volumes I've had way back in May or something. Let me see if I can dig it up...nah I'll just make a new thread because I have a lot of new ones. :P

[Digitalpotato]

Oh boy, it will be long. I think I posted the best out of the other 6 volumes I've had way back in May or something. Let me see if I can dig it up...nah I'll just make a new thread because I have a lot of new ones. :P

I should probably join in with the ones I have at My subway.

*waves since he saw you on dA as well*