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Snarling and Bad Metaphors
Firstly, I realize our drinks are $1.69, but remember that you can take a to-go cup with you, and that means you get free refills. All you want of em.
No way, Jose.
Woman walks up to me as I take out a pizza. I remeber her ordering the buffet and a drink. DD for Drinking Doofus.
DD: Excuse me, could I get my money back for this? *she holds up her drink cup*
Me: Is something wrong with it, ma'am? I could get you a new glass?
DD: No no, its just that you have Coke and not Pepsi, so I want a water.
Me: Okay, you can go ahead and get as much water as you'd like.
DD: But can I have my money back for this Coke I drank?
..what.
Me: What was wrong with it, ma'am?
DD: I just wanted water, instead, I don't see the problem.
Me: But you drank your Coke all the way, I can see the fizzle bubbles where it was.
DD: But I want a refund, I don't like this Coke!
Me: So, you want a refund for a drink you've already drank?
DD: Yes! How hard is that to understand?!
Me: I'm sorry, but you already drank that glass of Coke, we can't offer you a refund for something already eaten, or drunk.
DD: Did the Indians take back their land because it was bad? You bet they did!
She kept trying to fight me on it! Yeah, right.
Also.. wtf?
Snarlbeast, I will tempt you no more.
Another weird one. Our buffet has a pasta well, which holds a large amount of alfredo and noodles. Sometimes it gets all eaten up, and we'll cook a new one.
We will not cook a gallon of pasta when there's only 10min. left for people to buy the buffet, and only a handful in there.
Woman walks to the pasta well, SNARLS in such a way I could only describe as looking like a wrinkled old man's face going black hole, with all the lines comng inward to the mouth.
She looks at me with the most hateful look, and I quirk an eyebrow in confusion, she does no try to ask for pasta. She glares down the manager, and walks off. She glares at the dishwasher like a million-headed hydra on fire.
Manager took pity on the snarlbeast, and tamed it with cooking a single portion just for her. She smiled lovingly at him, and left us in peace.
No way, Jose.
Woman walks up to me as I take out a pizza. I remeber her ordering the buffet and a drink. DD for Drinking Doofus.
DD: Excuse me, could I get my money back for this? *she holds up her drink cup*
Me: Is something wrong with it, ma'am? I could get you a new glass?
DD: No no, its just that you have Coke and not Pepsi, so I want a water.
Me: Okay, you can go ahead and get as much water as you'd like.
DD: But can I have my money back for this Coke I drank?
..what.
Me: What was wrong with it, ma'am?
DD: I just wanted water, instead, I don't see the problem.
Me: But you drank your Coke all the way, I can see the fizzle bubbles where it was.
DD: But I want a refund, I don't like this Coke!
Me: So, you want a refund for a drink you've already drank?
DD: Yes! How hard is that to understand?!
Me: I'm sorry, but you already drank that glass of Coke, we can't offer you a refund for something already eaten, or drunk.
DD: Did the Indians take back their land because it was bad? You bet they did!
She kept trying to fight me on it! Yeah, right.
Also.. wtf?
Snarlbeast, I will tempt you no more.
Another weird one. Our buffet has a pasta well, which holds a large amount of alfredo and noodles. Sometimes it gets all eaten up, and we'll cook a new one.
We will not cook a gallon of pasta when there's only 10min. left for people to buy the buffet, and only a handful in there.
Woman walks to the pasta well, SNARLS in such a way I could only describe as looking like a wrinkled old man's face going black hole, with all the lines comng inward to the mouth.
She looks at me with the most hateful look, and I quirk an eyebrow in confusion, she does no try to ask for pasta. She glares down the manager, and walks off. She glares at the dishwasher like a million-headed hydra on fire.
Manager took pity on the snarlbeast, and tamed it with cooking a single portion just for her. She smiled lovingly at him, and left us in peace.
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