False advertising and remote-controlled wife

[MadMike]

A battery powered husband actually exists...it's called a "Vibrator"...LOL.

But can it mow the lawn?

[cinema guy]

did he program his remote while saying the three words?
did he say them properly?

Klaatu, Barada, Nikto - those three words?

[Broomjockey]

Klaatu, Barada, Nikto - those three words?

Yeah, he said your darn words. Maybe not every single tiny little syllable, but basically, yeah!

I already did that joke.

[Sonoma]

I have one of those, it's called a Laser Pointer

Yeah, those things are better than any cat toy on the market.

And in a close second, any box or packaging that the other cat toys came in.

Of course, mine's sitting here watching TV. The box that my laptop came in is his 'platform', so he can see the TV better. It seems to have developed a permanent place at the base of the entertainment center, and he gets very upset if I have stuff on his box.

[katie kaboom]

Please, my cats' newest bed is the box my wedding dress came in. As soon as i took the dress out of the box and put the box on the floor, he claimed it as his own. We even wrote his name on it.