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  • #16
    Quoth Crab View Post
    Ha, my mum does that if someone starts honking her when she's driving. She drives at the limit, so a honk just gets the whole oh no you didn't treatment. She slows down to ten below the limit, more if she's feeling especially evil... and suddenly becomes this awful driver who doesn't really give many chances to overtake.
    Oh, there's a whole art to that. You have to speed up to a reasonable speed every time you get to where they could possibly pass (overtake), but slow down as much as possible on blind curves and hills. And then you have to be sure to stop for each and every yellow light, because if you go through and they don't, why that could ruin all your fun. Hitting the brakes is fun if they'r tailgating, but you have to be careful to time it so they don't actually hit you. Of course, it depends on how much you like your car....
    Women can do anything men can.
    But we don't because lots of it's disgusting.
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    • #17
      Quoth Hobbs View Post
      [singing]

      I told her, "Put an extra layer on,"
      I know what happens when she drinks Patron,
      Her closets missing half the things she bought;
      Yeah, tequilla makes her clothes fall off...


      Sorry, couldn't resist!
      The video's even better.
      Any day you're looking down at the dirt instead of up at the dirt is a good day.

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      • #18
        Nicely done on the ownage!
        I don't get paid enough to kiss your a**! -Groezig 5/31/08
        Another day...another million braincells lost...-Sarlon 6/16/08
        Chivalry is not dead. It's just direly underappreciated. -Samaliel 9/15/09

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        • #19
          Speaking of tequila, I've been craving it for a while now! Some Patron sounds really good right about now.
          DS Andy Cartwright: Everyone and their mums is packin’ round here!
          Nicholas Angel: Like who?
          DS Andy Wainwright: Farmers.
          Nicholas Angel: Who else?
          DS Andy Cartwright: Farmers’ mums.

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          • #20
            Quoth customersruinmylife View Post
            Husband: Then why the tequila?!? I'm not putting up with you if you get shit faced and make an arse out of yourself again like last week!
            SC1: *to me* See! That's why I wanted the shots in a hurry!
            Me: Sorry, but I had to go find a new bottle.
            one tequila
            two tequila
            three tequila
            floor divorce

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            • #21
              Quoth Eddie The 'Ead View Post
              Speaking of tequila, I've been craving it for a while now! Some Patron sounds really good right about now.
              Try Agavero. That is much better for drinking straight up--no lime needed.
              I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my keister!

              Who is John Galt?
              -Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged

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              • #22
                Quoth taxguykarl View Post
                Try Agavero. That is much better for drinking straight up--no lime needed.
                Or Avogadro. But you have to drink exactly 6.0221415 × 10^23 molecules of it.
                The Rich keep getting richer because they keep doing what it was that made them rich. Ditto the Poor.
                "Hy kan tell dey is schmot qvestions, dey is makink my head hurt."
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                • #23
                  Quoth Geek King View Post
                  Or Avogadro. But you have to drink exactly 6.0221415 × 10^23 molecules of it.
                  "cough, cough,...NERD...cough, cough"
                  "All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"

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                  • #24
                    Quoth Geek King View Post
                    Or Avogadro. But you have to drink exactly 6.0221415 × 10^23 molecules of it.
                    Quoth Sheldonrs View Post
                    "cough, cough,...NERD...cough, cough"
                    I got the joke, so what's that make me?
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                    • #25
                      Quoth Geek King View Post
                      Or Avogadro. But you have to drink exactly 6.0221415 × 10^23 molecules shots of it.
                      Quoth Sheldonrs View Post
                      "cough, cough,...NERD...cough, cough"
                      Quoth Broomjockey View Post
                      I got the joke, so what's that make me?
                      One of us?
                      Everything will be ok in the end. If it's not ok, it's not the end.

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                      • #26
                        Quoth Geek King View Post
                        Or Avogadro. But you have to drink exactly 6.0221415 × 10^23 molecules of it.
                        So can some sciency-nerd figure out how much that is in ounces?
                        "This isn't a home, this is a swirling vortex of entropy." - Sheldon "The Big Bang Theory"

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                        • #27
                          Quoth Calie View Post
                          So can some sciency-nerd figure out how much that is in ounces?
                          Well, it's one mole of the substance, so you'd have to figure out the mass by multiplying all the atoms contained by their atomic mass by that number, add it together, and you have the weight. Volume shouldn't be too difficult from there, theoretically.
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                          • #28
                            Quoth Broomjockey View Post
                            Well, it's one mole of the substance, so you'd have to figure out the mass by multiplying all the atoms contained by their atomic mass by that number, add it together, and you have the weight. Volume shouldn't be too difficult from there, theoretically.
                            Right...maybe it's just because it's late at night, or maybe because I haven't taken chemistry in almost a decade, but wow, that went right over my head.
                            My google-fu isn't working either at the moment, so maybe you'll make more sense to me in the morning.
                            "This isn't a home, this is a swirling vortex of entropy." - Sheldon "The Big Bang Theory"

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                            • #29
                              Quoth Calie View Post
                              Right...maybe it's just because it's late at night, or maybe because I haven't taken chemistry in almost a decade, but wow, that went right over my head.
                              My google-fu isn't working either at the moment, so maybe you'll make more sense to me in the morning.
                              Well, using examples, H2O. Hydrogen is 1, so 2x6.0221415 × 10^23, and Oxygen is 32, so 32x6.0221415 × 10^23, add them together for the molar mass of water. I forget the exact conversion from molar mass to grams at the moment, but it's relatively simple, I think. Then from there, you can get volume.
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                              • #30
                                Quoth Crab View Post
                                Ha, my mum does that if someone starts honking her when she's driving. She drives at the limit, so a honk just gets the whole oh no you didn't treatment. She slows down to ten below the limit, more if she's feeling especially evil... and suddenly becomes this awful driver who doesn't really give many chances to overtake.
                                I let them overtake. I prefer those idiots in front of me where I can see them.
                                Seshat's self-help guide:
                                1. Would you rather be right, or get the result you want?
                                2. If you're consistently getting results you don't want, change what you do.
                                3. Deal with the situation you have now, however it occurred.
                                4. Accept the consequences of your decisions.

                                "All I want is a pretty girl, a decent meal, and the right to shoot lightning at fools." - Anders, Dragon Age.

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