T-T-Tequila!

[Sparky]

Ha, my mum does that if someone starts honking her when she's driving. She drives at the limit, so a honk just gets the whole oh no you didn't treatment. She slows down to ten below the limit, more if she's feeling especially evil... and suddenly becomes this awful driver who doesn't really give many chances to overtake.

Oh, there's a whole art to that. You have to speed up to a reasonable speed every time you get to where they could possibly pass (overtake), but slow down as much as possible on blind curves and hills. And then you have to be sure to stop for each and every yellow light, because if you go through and they don't, why that could ruin all your fun. Hitting the brakes is fun if they'r tailgating, but you have to be careful to time it so they don't actually hit you. Of course, it depends on how much you like your car....

[AriRashkae]

[singing]

I told her, "Put an extra layer on,"
I know what happens when she drinks Patron,
Her closets missing half the things she bought;
Yeah, tequilla makes her clothes fall off...

Sorry, couldn't resist!

The video's even better.

[tropicsgoddess]

Nicely done on the ownage!

[Eddie The 'Ead]

Speaking of tequila, I've been craving it for a while now! Some Patron sounds really good right about now.

[Icelator]

Husband: Then why the tequila?!? I'm not putting up with you if you get shit faced and make an arse out of yourself again like last week!
SC1: *to me* See! That's why I wanted the shots in a hurry!
Me: Sorry, but I had to go find a new bottle.

one tequila
two tequila
three tequila
floor divorce

[taxguykarl]

Speaking of tequila, I've been craving it for a while now! Some Patron sounds really good right about now.

Try Agavero. That is much better for drinking straight up--no lime needed.

[Geek King]

Try Agavero. That is much better for drinking straight up--no lime needed.

Or Avogadro. But you have to drink exactly 6.0221415 × 10^23 molecules of it.

[Sheldonrs]

Or Avogadro. But you have to drink exactly 6.0221415 × 10^23 molecules of it.

"cough, cough,...NERD...cough, cough"

[Broomjockey]

Or Avogadro. But you have to drink exactly 6.0221415 × 10^23 molecules of it.

"cough, cough,...NERD...cough, cough"

I got the joke, so what's that make me?

[Primer]

Or Avogadro. But you have to drink exactly 6.0221415 × 10^23 molecules shots of it.

"cough, cough,...NERD...cough, cough"

I got the joke, so what's that make me?

One of us?

[Calie]

Or Avogadro. But you have to drink exactly 6.0221415 × 10^23 molecules of it.

So can some sciency-nerd figure out how much that is in ounces?

[Broomjockey]

So can some sciency-nerd figure out how much that is in ounces?

Well, it's one mole of the substance, so you'd have to figure out the mass by multiplying all the atoms contained by their atomic mass by that number, add it together, and you have the weight. Volume shouldn't be too difficult from there, theoretically.

[Calie]

Well, it's one mole of the substance, so you'd have to figure out the mass by multiplying all the atoms contained by their atomic mass by that number, add it together, and you have the weight. Volume shouldn't be too difficult from there, theoretically.

Right...maybe it's just because it's late at night, or maybe because I haven't taken chemistry in almost a decade, but wow, that went right over my head.
My google-fu isn't working either at the moment, so maybe you'll make more sense to me in the morning.

[Broomjockey]

Right...maybe it's just because it's late at night, or maybe because I haven't taken chemistry in almost a decade, but wow, that went right over my head.
My google-fu isn't working either at the moment, so maybe you'll make more sense to me in the morning.

Well, using examples, H2O. Hydrogen is 1, so 2x6.0221415 × 10^23, and Oxygen is 32, so 32x6.0221415 × 10^23, add them together for the molar mass of water. I forget the exact conversion from molar mass to grams at the moment, but it's relatively simple, I think. Then from there, you can get volume.

[Seshat]

Ha, my mum does that if someone starts honking her when she's driving. She drives at the limit, so a honk just gets the whole oh no you didn't treatment. She slows down to ten below the limit, more if she's feeling especially evil... and suddenly becomes this awful driver who doesn't really give many chances to overtake.

I let them overtake. I prefer those idiots in front of me where I can see them.