Father and son (EPIC!!)

[taurinejunkie]

KKitty: Bringing the cheezburgers for the after-slaughter party?

[Nyx]

Can you imagine the size of the bricks they'd crap if they came back to the bar and saw everyone here waiting?

[AriRashkae]

Got room in teh back seat for me? I've got cattle prods and a ball-crusher!

(The look on my husband's face was priceless when I told him what the oversized nutcracker really was! :rofl: )

[Salted Grump]

It's not the size that matters Nyx, it's the amount of metal. Gold Bricks are worth much more than other bricks.

[wraiths_crono]

I will bring one of my best buddies and a Shinai Kendo Stick. I don't play, when I fight

OH I can help, I have one that COLD Steel brand!

(I can not stand that sort of crap with people, bringing gender into it really really pisses me off {I was raised by my great grandmother so I have a great sense of honor towards women})

[crazylegs]

Can you imagine the size of the bricks they'd crap if they came back to the bar and saw everyone here waiting?

That would be worth paying good money to see!

[sexiphatchick]

OMG.....if that were me as soon as they said that I would've told them to leave and called the police.

[goldaries13]

I'll bring my derringers. And riding crops and whips(Wait...never mind. The hubs looks embarassed). And my heaviest powerchair.

Let's do this.

[Jester]

Everyone calm down. Relax. Put the weapons away. Stop gassing up the vehicles. None of that will be necessary.

I'LL take care of this. It's time for a drag party. And I don't mean the kind where men in dresses sing songs on a stage.

All I need is my trusty dagger, my baseball bats, an orange soda, three blankets, some rope, and NO QUESTIONS.

[Astrokitty]

I'm game

I'll bring my Russian SKS with a bayonet and assorted bladed weapons. They haven't seen action in far too long, and that guy is just begging for a class A ass-kicking.

Respect the bartender, Dude.

[Jester]

"Bartenders are gods. Do not anger the gods." (Finlandia Vodka t-shirt.)

[Shpepper]

Everyone calm down. Relax. Put the weapons away. Stop gassing up the vehicles. None of that will be necessary.

I'LL take care of this. It's time for a drag party. And I don't mean the kind where men in dresses sing songs on a stage.

All I need is my trusty dagger, my baseball bats, an orange soda, three blankets, some rope, and NO QUESTIONS.

But we all wanna help. Or at the very least watch and cheer you on. Maybe take a few pictures. I can get the black bar sun glasses so no one is recognizable in the pics.

[Bosch]

Good friends help you move...
Real friends help you move... bodies.

I drive a mini hearse - why I don't bother with coffins..








<owns a PT Cruiser>

[DGoddessChardonnay]

It still works, as long as you don't get caught.

That's why you drag the bodies away alive and do it in a remote location.

And I know of 400 acres that would make a good hiding place . . . .

[Jester]

But we all wanna help. Or at the very least watch and cheer you on. Maybe take a few pictures. I can get the black bar sun glasses so no one is recognizable in the pics.

No.

What I have planned, it is better if there are no pictures and no witnesses.

We can have a celebration party afterwards. But the less you know of what happens, the better it is for everyone.

(And some people wonder why there are teenage boys out there who are much larger than me and still scared shitless of me......)