Don't piss where you live. Literally.

[hinakiba777]

So this isn't really my story. It came to me from Student Security. It just happened and I'm equally amused, disgusted, and annoyed.

So SS was doing a round when he notices a student stumbling around we will call him DF for Druken Fool. So SS notices DF stumbling around, and asks him if he needs any help. DF says "No, I'm just going off to bed." So SS goes off to finish his round.

SS turns around to look at something, and turns around to see a lovely sight. DF is taking a piss on the side of the largest residence building on campus. This is the building he lives in.

I am very tired of stupid druink people.

[RootedPhoenix]

I guess the bathroom was too far? Ick.

[mandaliz8704]

Eww. I caught my ex boyfriend pissing off our balcony one night while we were having a party. He was trashed and didn't want to walk into the house. Wtf?

[sixums]

SS turns around to look at something, and turns around to see a lovely sight. DF is taking a piss on the side of the largest residence building on campus. This is the building he lives in.

Could be worse (for that guy, anyway). A friend of mine got so drunk he peed on the futon he slept on. His roommate, another friend of mine, then passed out on it later, not knowing what had happened.

One of them later got kicked out of college for partying too much. I was not all that sympathetic.

[Gabrielle Proctor]

Student security should feel lucky that the title of this story wasn't "Don't $*&@ where you eat."

Ugh, I don't think I'll share that story after all...

[taxguykarl]

Eww. I caught my ex boyfriend pissing off our balcony one night while we were having a party. He was trashed and didn't want to walk into the house. Wtf?

This is one of the reasons he's your ex, right?

[Jester]

Please raise your hand if you have never had to pee so badly you couldn't wait to get to the bathroom and did the deed in public.

I cannot raise my hand, personally.

[mishakal908]

During my last year of college I lived in a basement apartment that had an outside door. A group of underclassmen maganged to get an apartment off campus (freshmen and sophmores were supposed to live on campus). Well the underclassmen loved to throw very large parties and prett much piss of most of the other people living the building. One of the things that their party guests loved to do was to walk down the outside steps to my basement door and pee there thinking that nobody actually lived down there door. After calling the cops on them a couple of times and getting them in trouble with the landlord (leaving an empty keg outside your apartment door in the hallway is a big nono) they learned to tell their friends to stop peeing down my stairwell.

[Broomjockey]

Please raise your hand if you have never had to pee so badly you couldn't wait to get to the bathroom and did the deed in public.

I cannot raise my hand, personally.

But would you piss against the side of the building where you lived? Out front?In plain view? I'd like to think most guys would either duck in an alley or find a place not in plain view.

[Victory Sabre]

Please raise your hand if you have never had to pee so badly you couldn't wait to get to the bathroom and did the deed in public.

I cannot raise my hand, personally.

I've done the "deed" in public before. Though, I did it in the middle of a lake, while fishing.

[RootedPhoenix]

I can appreciate the need to go, but it's the bit about being in plain view that squicks me out. I mean, are there not bushes...or some kind of cover? I know I'd want as much cover as I could get.

[PepperElf]

Could be worse (for that guy, anyway)

Sadly I know how it can even be worse than that.

1) On my first ship, I'm getting ready to crawl into my rack and I hear the sound of water hitting the floor. One of the girls in a cubicle near mine had just let her bladder go. Actually I've mentioned her before - this is the girl who usually smelled like stinky dirty underwear most of the time. And no she didn't shower before she crawled into her rack, tho one of the medical gals told her to.

2) Second ship, male co-worker (K) apparently did the same thing, only he aimed and it hit someone's rack (J) and soaked the mattress. Lucky for J his older brother (S, who was also a co-worker) was on the same ship and said, "Take my rack, I'll go sleep in the workshop".

3) Also second ship. Female, #2. 'nuff said.


So yes, it can be worse than watering a building.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

You whip it out and pay the water bill in the wrong place and your ass can get beat.

Just ask James Schoemperlen.

[Imprl59]

Please raise your hand if you have never had to pee so badly you couldn't wait to get to the bathroom and did the deed in public.

I cannot raise my hand, personally.

Today? I can raise my ha... oh no wait... damn... nevermind....

One of the perks of being on the road all day and being blessed with an aging male anatomy. I know where all the good bushes are.

Steve B.

[Ironclad Alibi]

I've done the "deed" in public before. Though, I did it in the middle of a lake, while fishing.

So you're the guy in the middle of this commercial?