...or should I say contenders?
At Aid of Rite, part of this week's sale is M&M's, 12.6-14 oz bags are BOGO and so are Hershey 6 pack mini bars, excluding seasonal/clearance items. All of our signs and shelf tags are correct and in place and nothing has been shifted around. Also, as our sales signs dangle downwards, people will sometimes mistake the sale item on the tag for the item being on sale beneath. This is important.
Contender #1:
Comes up to my line with two bags each of Reese's mini peanut butter cups, Herhsey kisses and the large bags of M&M's. The large bags are 19 oz, therefore not part of the sale.
Me: Total is near $30, sir.
Him: WHAT? All of that should be on sale!!!! Want to come with me so I can show you where they are?
Me: No, I've got it. *marches off to the candy section* Ah, no. See? everything is marked, M&M, 12.6-14 oz, and the hershey's is not on sale either.
Him: But the sign was in front of it!!!!!
Me: No, the sign is correctly placed. It says M&M's and also 6 pack Hersheys.
Him: *deflates* Oh. Well, switch out the M&Ms.
Contender #2
Guy and girl come up with a bunch of food items, intending to put them on EBT. One of the things that they put down is a pack of the Peanut M&Ms, which are on sale, and a pack of peanut butter M&M's, which are not because they are 11.4 ozs.
Him: Those M&ms are free.
Me: No they're not. They're not 12.6, they're 11.4 ozs and are not part of the sale.
Him: But the sign was right in front of it!!!
Me: I'll go check, but they aren't on sale. *checks, comes back* No, there is no sign in front of it and they are not the correct size.
Him: But they're the same size, price, everything!!!
Me: They are not the same size, therefore they are not the same price.
Him: *storms off with the bag of peanut butter M&ms and exchanges them with a bag of peanut ones, rings out and leaves*
At Aid of Rite, part of this week's sale is M&M's, 12.6-14 oz bags are BOGO and so are Hershey 6 pack mini bars, excluding seasonal/clearance items. All of our signs and shelf tags are correct and in place and nothing has been shifted around. Also, as our sales signs dangle downwards, people will sometimes mistake the sale item on the tag for the item being on sale beneath. This is important.
Contender #1:
Comes up to my line with two bags each of Reese's mini peanut butter cups, Herhsey kisses and the large bags of M&M's. The large bags are 19 oz, therefore not part of the sale.
Me: Total is near $30, sir.
Him: WHAT? All of that should be on sale!!!! Want to come with me so I can show you where they are?
Me: No, I've got it. *marches off to the candy section* Ah, no. See? everything is marked, M&M, 12.6-14 oz, and the hershey's is not on sale either.
Him: But the sign was in front of it!!!!!
Me: No, the sign is correctly placed. It says M&M's and also 6 pack Hersheys.
Him: *deflates* Oh. Well, switch out the M&Ms.
Contender #2
Guy and girl come up with a bunch of food items, intending to put them on EBT. One of the things that they put down is a pack of the Peanut M&Ms, which are on sale, and a pack of peanut butter M&M's, which are not because they are 11.4 ozs.
Him: Those M&ms are free.
Me: No they're not. They're not 12.6, they're 11.4 ozs and are not part of the sale.
Him: But the sign was right in front of it!!!
Me: I'll go check, but they aren't on sale. *checks, comes back* No, there is no sign in front of it and they are not the correct size.
Him: But they're the same size, price, everything!!!
Me: They are not the same size, therefore they are not the same price.
Him: *storms off with the bag of peanut butter M&ms and exchanges them with a bag of peanut ones, rings out and leaves*

*ducking rotten tomatoes*

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