Wherein Fabulous Powers are Revealed to Me (epic)

[GingerBiscuit]

A deliberately exaggerated Summerrrrsaaaat accent thar.

Moy? Oy be Naaaarfalk. It's simlar, Bat defrent.

[prb]

Hahaha. This kid was wobbly from it.

Sheesh, I barely drink and am like that after 20 shots of Stroh 54

[unholypet]

The Encounter
The shirt was a Slim Shady shirt, however for no apparent reason the front design was of the Pillsbury Doughboy attempting to look ghetto.

For your reference, that is a young man's favorite shirt at the local Wal-Mart. They also sell a thugaboo Popeye print.. ugh.

[Gravekeeper]

Check out my youtube for more stories and less normality.

Oh, that was surreal. I'm use to seeing you on your avatar, but never in motion. ><

Also, if you want milk in a bag: Flee to Canada. =p

[unholypet]

Oh, that was surreal. I'm use to seeing you on your avatar, but never in motion. ><

Also, if you want milk in a bag: Flee to Canada. =p

Milk in a bag... does it make you more gassy, like drinking through a straw? Did my hands not scare you? Did the Wal-Mart knowlege not scare you? lol

Edit: Wait.. I remember that Revenge post now. Why am I not erasing it?

[Gravekeeper]

Milk in a bag... does it make you more gassy, like drinking through a straw? Did my hands not scare you? Did the Wal-Mart knowlege not scare you? lol

No no, it's in a bag, but we put it in a pitcher. But we put it in the jug in the bag than cut the corner of the bag so it pours. <nods>

[unholypet]

No no, it's in a bag, but we put it in a pitcher. But we put it in the jug in the bag than cut the corner of the bag so it pours. <nods>

Oh.. oh bovine deity o_0

You can come to my wedding and pilfer the foods and game-inspired cakes if you bring a bag?

(Not responsible for in-laws, nor the random southerners you may have to endure.)

[Gravekeeper]

Oh.. oh bovine deity o_0

You can come to my wedding and pilfer the foods and game-inspired cakes if you bring a bag?

(Not responsible for in-laws, nor the random southerners you may have to endure.)

Oh man, you want to throw me in the middle of "Yew ain't from around here, are ya boy?" ><

[dalesys]

Oh man, you want to throw me in the middle of "Yew ain't from around here, are ya boy?" ><

Cue "Dueling Banjos" and "Deliverance" flashbacks.

[Nurian]

Cue "Dueling Banjos" and "Deliverance" flashbacks.

I call those "My wife's family reunions".

[SG15Z]

This was all Houston, so you were safe. ;p

Yeah but Houston isn't! I'm so glad I don't work at a hotel right now....

No no, it's in a bag, but we put it in a pitcher. But we put it in the jug in the bag than cut the corner of the bag so it pours. <nods>

o.0 I don't get it. What's the appeal? I wouldn't buy it in a bag, unless it was way cheaper than the jug.

[Munkie]

Oh.. oh bovine deity o_0

You can come to my wedding and pilfer the foods and game-inspired cakes if you bring a bag?

(Not responsible for in-laws, nor the random southerners you may have to endure.)

*nudgenudges GK* I can... uh... slip some bagged milk past security. and and... *blinks puppy-dog eyes* can I come? I looooooove Southern accents...

*blush* sad of me, I know.

Oh and...

Fear not, Rangers of the North, you have my sword!

Since Kirachan got to the bow comment before I did and I'm not much of an axe-wielder (MUCH better with a bow!), and I don't really care to cart about something as heavy, and as onerous as a cursed Ring... I shall wield MAGIC. But none of that pointy-hatted Old Wizard thing... specially not involving Pointy Hat Tricks. (Bonus points for reference!)

Aaaaaaand I'm going to leave out my original comment, as lewd as it was, DEFINATELY innappropriate for the board!

o.0 I don't get it. What's the appeal? I wouldn't buy it in a bag, unless it was way cheaper than the jug.

It can be. Plus, a bag-in-a-pitcher tends to take up less space than a 4L jug, and if you don't go through as much milk as some people do, it's far more economical to purchase it that way. I had an aunt who bought bagged milk. My immediate family went through lots of milk, so we always bought carton and jug milk, rather than bagged. *shrug*

[Alpha Strike]

The Problem:
Al-Qaeda

The Solution:
Do “what Lassie did in Vietnam”

What’s that girl? Timmy’s entrenched in a foreign country fighting an insurgency?

Doesn't Timmy know that you're never supposed to fight a land war in Asia? THAT is the real problem.

I’m not 100% sure, but I think the only member of the Dirty Dozen still alive is Donald Sutherland. Now, I will admit that he is a terrifying man of unquestionable evil and perhaps the most formidable Canadian alive still walking this earth short of William Shatner.

Donald Sutherland Vs William Shatner: Who wins?



By the way, I liked your "Salt lick" line. I wonder how well that would go over with some of our resident troglodytes?

[Dria]

GK, I heard a song today and thought of you. More specifically, I thought of your callers... but I thought of you. It's called Mr. Fancy Pants and I thought it was quite appropriate.

[Mr Hero]

Hot Tips: The Revelation
( Just, wow. )

SC: “Hey, do you know how to guarantee you’ll get super powers?”
Me: “……”
SC: “If you like, burn money to Jesus. Like a burnt offering.”
Me: “……”
SC: “Like if you burn a $1 you can get ESP like me.”

I think I'd be happier with the $1.