Passover Customer

[EricKei]

I wonder if most corporations realize that it's LESS cost-efficient to do this...CS's who whine until they get their way generally fall into two groups: (a) those who will NEVER come back, and (b) those who will whine and LOSE money for the company every single time they come is, because it obviously works. I suppose there's always something worse, tho -- those who do A then tell others to do B. Wasn't that nonsense featured on Oprah awhile back as if it were a GOOD thing?

[Jay 2K Winger]

Clerk, well then, rather than being insistent, I will pitch an unreasonable fit until I get my Awesome Beer at Crappy Beer prices. Still a stupid policy for a company to have, and frankly, I am glad my bar management doesn't cowtow to idiots like that. Perfect example of this is a conversation I have had.....

UNREASONABLE CUSTOMER: "I think that this next round should be on the house."
UNMOVED JESTER: "And I think that Angelina Jolie should show up on my doorstep in a bikini, but that's not going to happen either."

And THAT, as they say, was the end of THAT.

That's like what I say to little kids at work when they're whining.

Kid: "BUT I WAAAANT IT!"
J2K: "And I want a million dollars tax-free, but it's not gonna happen."
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