More economy whiners and ultra vague people....

[Digitalpotato]

SC = Stupid Customer
EW = Economy Whiner
Manager = manager
Me =


alright so just this week, Subway ended the $5 footlong promo and changed their prices. Some subs like the Melt and the Roast Beef went up. Now while I am not exactly a fan of this, the economy sucks and people are whining that they can't get their chicken bacon ranches with another $8 worth of veggies and sauces on it for $5.


Me: so you know the chicken Bacon ranch is no longer $5.
EW: THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE $5!!!
Me: I'm sorry but we've stopped doin the promo.
EW: BUT IN THIS ECONOMY HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO EAT?!
Me: Getting one of the subs thta actually costs $5?
EW: NO I WANT THE CHICKEN BACON RANCH FOR $5!!!!


Me: your total comes to $x.xx
EW#2: WTF man that's not $5!
Me: You were told over there that the chicken Bacon ranch wasn't $5.
EW#2: But it's $5! Where's your manager?!
Manager: Hi how can I help you?
EW #2: *realizes she made their sub* uh oh...


and the vague SC strikes again...

SC: I'll have a steak sandwich flatbread.
Manager: Alright *makes it and puts it in the toaster*
SC: Is there egg on that?
Manager: uh...but you said steak.
SC: I asked for steak-and-egg.
Manager: No you didn't, I only heard Steak Sandwich. Do you still want the egg?
SC: Yes - you there you heard me order why didn't you speak up?
Me: I didn't speak up beacuse you said that you wanted a steak sandwich, not a steak-and-egg.
SC: *gives us a look like we're soooo stupid cause we aren't telepathic*

[UncleImpy]

You soooo have my sympathies. I managed one of those shops for 7 years and the stupidity was monumental.

SC: Yeah, I want a footlong Blimpie's Regular.

Employee she spoke to looked at me with a WTF? look on her face.

I look at her. Look at SC. SC looks at me. I pointedly look at the sneezeguard in front of the SC that has SUBWAY etched on it in foot tall letters, then look back to the SC "Ma'am, I haven't the slightest idea what is on a Blimpie's Regular."

SC: How can you not know what is on that?? Are you new??

CW: Because this isn't Blimpie's?

Cue several seconds of uncomfortable silence. SC leaves redfaced.

[blas]

I went to Subway and was crestfallen when I saw that my beloved footlong turkey is now over $6....I know the $5 footlong promotion is over, I just thought it would go back to regular price.

Which ones are still $5 or under $6 with tax?

[slavetotheman]

EW: BUT IN THIS ECONOMY HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO EAT?!

Hunting-gathering?
Dare to kill a King's deer?

Hey, here's a novel idea, EW... go to the friggin grocery store and buy yourself some food! Even when there was a $5 promo at Subway it was still essentially cheaper to make your own darn sandwich.

But no, my prediction is that EW will feel they are now forced to hit the drive-thru at <fast food establishment> and of course blame you, personally, for "making" them eat unhealthy.

[Hobbs]

Hunting-gathering?
Dare to kill a King's deer?

Hey, here's a novel idea, EW... go to the friggin grocery store and buy yourself some food! Even when there was a $5 promo at Subway it was still essentially cheaper to make your own darn sandwich.

But no, my prediction is that EW will feel they are now forced to hit the drive-thru at <fast food establishment> and of course blame you, personally, for "making" them eat unhealthy.

King illegal forest to deer wild kill in it a is!

[chainedbarista]

EW: BUT IN THIS ECONOMY HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO EAT?!

the same way i have been for almost all my life: buy groceries and cook, you lazy turd.

[ArcticChicken]

King illegal forest to deer wild kill in it a is!

Beat me to it.

[Fox One]

Good riddance. None of the Miami stores were participating (never saw a $5 footlong banner once), and I was gettin' tired of y'all rubbing your $5 deliciousness in my face. Although I crave a sweet onion chicken teriyaki now...

[Wingates_Hellsing]

He did beat us to it! strucky has loxed again!

In other news, it turns out that sandwiches are a staple of easy to make and delicious food, requiring nothing you wouldn't probably have in you kitchen anyway...

[McGoddess09]

In other news, it turns out that sandwiches are a staple of easy to make and delicious food, requiring nothing you wouldn't probably have in you kitchen anyway...

Damn. I've been doing it wrong all these years!

[bloodrose]

SC = Stupid Customer

EW: BUT IN THIS ECONOMY HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO EAT?!
Me: Getting one of the subs thta actually costs $5?
EW: NO I WANT THE CHICKEN BACON RANCH FOR $5!!!!

Ooor, if you are so broke that $3 means you'll starve, perhaps you should consider buying a $5 loaf of bread plus some other stuff and have more sandwiches for under $5. Just saying.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

EW: BUT IN THIS ECONOMY HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO EAT?!

Pick berries and trap wild animals.

[fireheart]

I'm so glad that we DON'T have that promo in Australia-the EWs I would see would make my head spin!

I'm half and half. I'll make my own sandwich on occasion, or I'll go to Subway for lunch.

[Skeksin]

King illegal forest to deer wild kill in it a is!

Unlike some other Robin Hoods I can speak with an English accent.....

[Munkie]

Hunting-gathering?
Dare to kill a King's deer?

*gasp* Not deered to kill a King's dare??

haha i totally own that movie XD