I'm becoming even more of a bastard...

[InSearchOfSunset]

you know.. if Kamloops rocks their world.. they've obviously never been to Kelowna..*ducks and runs just in case any Kamloops people read this*

[Gravekeeper]

you know.. if Kamloops rocks their world.. they've obviously never been to Kelowna..*ducks and runs just in case any Kamloops people read this*

Gah, Kelowna. ><

Never again! <shakes fist>

[AgentSkippy]

GK,

I have been reading your posts for about a year and a half now, and they are always rip-roaring funny, but this one is by FAR THE FUNNIEST.

[XCashier]

Seriously GK, how do you get through all of this crap? I must know the secret.

Booze. Lots and lots of booze, with a side of snarkiness.

To No Hot Water Guy:

It could be worse. When I lived PA several years ago I was at home one evening when I discovered that I had nothing but hot water. I went to wash my hands and from the cold tap I got scalding hot water. I checked the kitchen sink and got the same.

Summertime in Phoenix, that's an every day occurance. I'm not kidding. You got hotter water from the cold tap than you did from the hot tap!

GK, yet again, I salute you in keeping your sanity (?) whilst dealing with the unintelligent hordes.

[BookstoreEscapee]

Fear not, you are not alone in having that come to mind. I just dared not to contemplate it for long.

OK, good. I feel better now.

[Bobsentme]

DUDE!

I've also gotten one of those creepy text to voice message things.

Mine came in while working the helpdesk. Alone.
Creepy automated lady called, and this was the message:

"I'm sorry for you're loss."

Freaked me out bad enough I began calling family members to make sure everyone was still alive.
(they were).

*shudders in remembrance*

[OfficeSlug]

These posts are Legen- wait for it - dary!


A week without GK is a sad week indeed!

[GiftShopGirl]

…..ok yeah, see. I’m looking at the Google Map satellite image and no, there is no basketball court there. All you have is a “hotel”, apparently. It looks like a mobile home and offers “supplies for arctic explorers” as well as “polar bear watching”. There is a picture on the website of an actual polar bear trying to get in the window of the hotel. HOW IS THAT A GOOD ADVERTISEMENT!? Ho-lee CARP.

Seriously, this:



Is NOT good for business. You won’t get much repeat business if your customers are devoured in the night. Now I see why the rooms cost $200 per person up front. Because they may not live to pay their bill.

Ok, now I'm really curious!! What town is this?

[Gravekeeper]

Ok, now I'm really curious!! What town is this?

I try not to reveal the locations because they're so bloody small you probably could just walk ( hike for 3 weeks across the ice flows ) into town ask around for 5 minutes and find one of my customers. -.-

[OfficeSlug]

You're not an asshole. You're Farmer Hoggett!

Or rather the book Babe the Gallant Pig.

Scully (aka Gillian Anderson) says 'Baaaaa Raaaaaam Yeewwwww' in an X-Files episode too! I wish I could remember the ep name!

[GiftShopGirl]

I try not to reveal the locations because they're so bloody small you probably could just walk ( hike for 3 weeks across the ice flows ) into town ask around for 5 minutes and find one of my customers. -.-

omg my CW and I literally laughed for a good 15 mins over that pic and we wanted to see the whole hotel's website! I guess that one vivid photo will just have to live forever in our hearts as one place we will never ever spend the night! (but serously.... I know they're trying to say they're close to nature, but to show a freakin polar bear trying to get into the building??!!)

[Andara Bledin]

I try not to reveal the locations because they're so bloody small you probably could just walk ( hike for 3 weeks across the ice flows ) into town ask around for 5 minutes and find one of my customers. -.-

Um, for a dedicated Google-stalker (not that I would do anything like that, oh no-no-no), that picture alone is enough to reveal everything.

Just sayin'.

^-.-^

[Soulstealer]

Um, for a dedicated Google-stalker (not that I would do anything like that, oh no-no-no), that picture alone is enough to reveal everything.

Just sayin'.

^-.-^

That brings me back. An old internship had one of my duties to track down people's complete address and phone number. It was to make sure they were contacting the right district for help and such but it was great practice in tracking.

[Ironclad Alibi]

Um, for a dedicated Google-stalker (not that I would do anything like that, oh no-no-no), that picture alone is enough to reveal everything.

It took me two mouse clicks after I got to Google to find that hotel. First time I ever saw a hotel that looked like a mobile home. Can you believe it will accomodate 9-18 people? I wonder if they ever run out of rooms?

[Andara Bledin]

It took me two mouse clicks after I got to Google to find that hotel. First time I ever saw a hotel that looked like a mobile home. Can you believe it will accomodate 9-18 people? I wonder if they ever run out of rooms?

Check out their restaurant. Their decor (or complete lack thereof) is a little offputting.

Actually, one picture makes it look more like a break room, and there is some art on the walls, which I think gives it a bit of a homey feel, if a bit low budget. The other image has slightly nicer table settings, but the walls are stark white; it looks a bit antiseptic.

^-.-^