I'm becoming even more of a bastard...

[TTAZ]

Me: "That'll do, pig. That'll do"

Gotta love a Drawn Together reference. Next thing you know there'll be nazis riding on dinosaurs!

[Soulstealer]

…..ok yeah, see. I’m looking at the Google Map satellite image and no, there is no basketball court there. All you have is a “hotel”, apparently. It looks like a mobile home and offers “supplies for arctic explorers” as well as “polar bear watching”. There is a picture on the website of an actual polar bear trying to get in the window of the hotel. HOW IS THAT A GOOD ADVERTISEMENT!? Ho-lee CARP.

Seriously, this:



Is NOT good for business. You won’t get much repeat business if your customers are devoured in the night. Now I see why the rooms cost $200 per person up front. Because they may not live to pay their bill.

To be fair the bear looks rather friendly. Maybe he wants to invite the hotel guests over for some pie.

[BookstoreEscapee]

Gotta love a Drawn Together reference. Next thing you know there'll be nazis riding on dinosaurs!

Never saw Drawn Together so I'll have to take your word for that, but that line is originally from the movie Babe.

To be fair the bear looks rather friendly. Maybe he wants to invite the hotel guests over for some pie.

Yeah, he looks like he's just offerin' a friendly hello.

[sms001]

To be fair the bear looks rather friendly. Maybe he wants to invite the hotel guests over for some pie.

Yes. A 3/4 ton carnivore that can kill a WHALE wants to share....



...pie.

BTW GK, your Nunavut friends are mentioned as an aside in this month's Smithsonian Magazine. Very cool Narwhal researcher.

[Argabarga]

Ah yes, the "But it's an Emergency!" excuse.

Maybe to you, but to me, the only emergency around here would be if the place is on fire or someone is bleeding in splurts, your car ending up on an inconvenient side of a chain link fence is not an emergency I'm calling my manager or the owner about. Not at 2am, not at ANY am.

[FenigDurak]

Me: "That'll do, pig. That'll do"
SC: "......"
Me: "......"
SC: "Ok, goodnight."
Me: "Bye."

What's that? Oh, why yes, I am an asshole. Thank you for asking.

You're not an asshole. You're Farmer Hoggett!

Never saw Drawn Together so I'll have to take your word for that, but that line is originally from the movie Babe.

Or rather the book Babe the Gallant Pig.

[BookstoreEscapee]

You're not an asshole. You're Farmer Hoggett!



Or rather the book Babe the Gallant Pig.

OK, I'm ashamed to admit, I didn't know there was a book

[Ironclad Alibi]

By the way, is it bad that when I read the "Hat Rape" thread the first thing that came to mind was GK and Nunavut? I'm not the only one, right? Right?

Fear not, you are not alone in having that come to mind. I just dared not to contemplate it for long.

[El Pollo Guerrera]

Me: “I can’t have anyone contact you regarding this unless I have that information”
SC: “Then we have a dilemma.”

"No, YOU have a dilema. I have a series of questions that YOU have to answer before I can get anyone to call YOU back with any kind of help.

So, once again, can I have your name and phone number PLEASE?"

GK, I am convinced that there is absolutely no way I could do your job for more than one 8-hour shift.

[SG15Z]

By the way, is it bad that when I read the "Hat Rape" thread the first thing that came to mind was GK and Nunavut? I'm not the only one, right? Right?

Nope I thought of that too!

Gotta love a Drawn Together reference. Next thing you know there'll be nazis riding on dinosaurs!

I thought it was a Babe reference, at least that's what I remember it from.

Or rather the book Babe the Gallant Pig.

I didn't know there was a book...I should have known...

[Racket_Man]

To be fair the bear looks rather friendly. Maybe he wants to invite the hotel guests over for some pie.

naaaa not pie but a nice cold refreshing bottle of Coca-Cola. or maybe the bear just want some more Coca-Cola cause he ran out??????

[Skeksin]

oh, and may I say, GK, you are becoming quite the bastard... I like it

But he still has a bit to go before hitting bastard covered bastard with bastard filling.

[Gravekeeper]

I meant it as a Babe reference.......but I too did not know there was a book. >.>

My job's not bad in general, I actually enjoy it usually. It's just I get these spectacular highlights throughout the evening that drain my faith in humanity.

Oooor I'm a masochist. It could be that too.

[Becks]

Open of course!

That's what I thought, but I wanted confirmation.

[FenigDurak]

It's such a cute book, y'all. Even though it's a kid's book, I highly recommend it.
Though I will say that the movie adaption is quite faithful to the story and the theme of the book. And it has singing mice, which the book doesn't have.