Let Me Taste Your Tears

[KhirasHY]

This is where I would point out that all you need is a Phoenix Down to beat the train.

Here's the worst part...he beat me too this. How bad is it that, when I read that part, I immediately wanted to reply with this before reading the rest of the post?

God I'm a dork.

[Imogene]

ETA: yeeeehaw! page 2! now I one day dream of making it to page one!

page 2! now I one day dream of making it to page one!

page 2! ...dream of making it to page one!

page one!

Uh... isn't this already page one?
How the hell did you get to page two in a thread that's only one page long as it is?

[Ghel]

...they have radios...

You beat me to it. My Dad always used to say "you can't outrun Motorola."


GK, I don't know what you should call yourself, but like Warren from "Absurd Notions," your brand of evil has style.

[Rine]

Here's the worst part...he beat me too this. How bad is it that, when I read that part, I immediately wanted to reply with this before reading the rest of the post?

God I'm a dork.

You and me both. It's the first thing I thought when I came to that part. Oh, I'm such a nerd.

[Kali]

Here's the worst part...he beat me too this. How bad is it that, when I read that part, I immediately wanted to reply with this before reading the rest of the post?

God I'm a dork.

Interestingly, I was quickly scrolling through the replies so as I could suggest using an x-potion.

Beaten TWICE.

[guitardude1987]

My slow erosion into complete evil continues... ><



Wait…….you guys can see it right? I’m not the only one, am I? Oh please don’t let me be haunted by the Phantom Train.
There’s no way I can beat it by myself, I don’t even Cyan or Sabin in my party.

Don't worry. Just summon Bahamut.

[crashhelmet]

Sigh, I'm going to Hell.....but I'm going with a smile on my face.

The Devil himself would fear you.

CH

[Buglady]

Were the black Skytrain's lights blinking, or were they slowly strobing from side to side?

Cylon Skytrains might actually be rather cool... especially since I'm in Calgary, not Vancouver...

[SG15Z]

I dub thee......President Rush Limbaugh!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[El Pollo Guerrera]

Its Haunting Me ><
( For reference, all Skytrains are and always have been white ).

Ok….I must ask. But what is with that black Skytrain at Stadium station? That….black chariot has been there for 2 weeks now. It just sits there on the 3rd track with its red lights flashing. Flashing….flashing……as if signaling the impending end of our world as we know it. It’s there at night when I come in and it’s still there in the morning when I go back. It never moves. It just sits there…….watching me.

Where did it come from? Why is it here? Did Translink really sit around going “You know, our Skytrains are great and all, but we don’t have a Skytrain that emits an overwhelming sense of dread and foreboding when it pulls up to the station. Our riders really need to learn the true meaning of fear. I know! Lets paint one black with flashing red lights!”

Wait…….you guys can see it right? I’m not the only one, am I? Oh please don’t let me be haunted by the Phantom Train. There’s no way I can beat it by myself, I don’t even Cyan or Sabin in my party.

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<sob>

So, sure enough, right after I got off shift yesterday and headed home, the Phantom Train was gone. No where to be seen. Now I do look insane. I swear it was there. It was REAL. You have to believe me! Now I’m like that kid at the first of every horror movie that sees the monster and draws a really bad picture of it, but no one believes him. So now it’s going to go on to a string of random brutal murders throughout the city until one of the main characters finally witnesses it and realizes I was right all along.

I've heard of the Black Helicopters that the US military use to guard Area 51... maybe you stumbled across an access point to Area 53?

[smileyeagle1021]

In all blunt honesty you have a better chance of being slain by an errant meteor strike while masturbating in the restroom of a KFC than you do of getting “Lucky” with me.

First, I feel your pain... you'd be amazed just how similar the spelling and pronunciation of "smiley" is to "gk"

and there's a better chance of getting struck by a meteor while masturbating in a KFC restroom than getting "lucky" with you... well, there goes my hopes and dreams

all right... I'll behave again

[MoxisPilot]

GK, you make Mondays just a little more bearable.

[infinitemonkies]

It really amazes me the number of people who don't know their own postal codes.

What amazes me further is there number of people who've lived in this country their whole lives and haven't even figured out the format yet.

For those of you who may not be aware, in Canada the format is 6 digits: letter, number, letter, (space,) number, letter, number.

This is an observation that goes through my mind at least twice a week when guests fill out thier registrations for the hotel:

Ok, I'm holding your I.D. in my hand, so I can see from the expiry date on your driver's license you've been living at the same address for at least 3 years; You've spelled the name of your street wrong, your city wrong (e.g. Toronoto) and your postal code? Well done sir, not a single digit correct. Even the extra 6 digits are also wrong.

However, I award you bonus points for having a postal code that contains a trapezoid, epsilon, and what appears to be a crude hieroglyph of a chicken.

[AriRashkae]

Here's the worst part...he beat me too this. How bad is it that, when I read that part, I immediately wanted to reply with this before reading the rest of the post?

God I'm a dork.

Same here. And when I got to the point about it being gone, my first thought was "Someone had the phoenix down." I guess we're all adorkable.

[Mr Hero]

Here's the worst part...he beat me too this. How bad is it that, when I read that part, I immediately wanted to reply with this before reading the rest of the post?

God I'm a dork.

This is exactly what I did. I posted, then went back to reading the rest of the post.

Don't worry. Just summon Bahamut.

Only problem is that Bahamut wouldn't be available at this point.