Hagglers, and other gripes

[PepperElf]

Hanna Montana?

Eh... how bout some classics? like Lambchop's song that never ends...

[ottid]

Did you really have to put that song in my head just before i head off to class?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

I love the way this website nerds out on every possible subject.

And that includes boobs . . .

Hanna Montana?

Eh... how bout some classics? like Lambchop's song that never ends...

I have a couple of other ideas on that:

We can either subject the shoplifter to:

1) The entire series of "Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman" reruns

2) an endless loop of Leonard Nimoy singing "Proud Mary"

or

3) an endless loop of those William Shatner "Priceline Negotiator" commercials

[ralerin]

No, no, no, Dee. You want to get them into a chamber that loops ALL of those, plus the Lampchop "song that doesn't end" plus a good bit of Aphex Twin/Squarepusher/other "scribbley" music, to be randomly mixed and to be turned on at random intervals throughout their days to be playing random lengths of songs. And don't forget to add in some new songs too and change up the playlist order.

Why yes I've spent a lot of time dreaming up the perfect ways to torture people, why do you ask?

[Neeps]

I have a couple of other ideas on that:

We can either subject the shoplifter to:

1) The entire series of "Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman" reruns

2) an endless loop of Leonard Nimoy singing "Proud Mary"

or

3) an endless loop of those William Shatner "Priceline Negotiator" commercials

OK, after much thought, I've decided Hannah Montana may not be the best choice.

I was feeling at a loss......until I remembered THIS song. THAT ought to do the trick...imagine it on continuous replay....

Or, we could just play Rick Astley over and over and over again.....

[Automan Empire]

Count another rockhound among the CS ranks!

My favorite storebought specimens are the watermelon tourmaline and fire opal.

I'm the type of guy who leaves the car on "a short walk" and end up 1/2 mile away, pockets stuffed and shirt pulled up into a bag and overfull... and I still keep trying to pick up more on the way back to the car!

Aside from boxes upon boxes of "interesting" rocks, I've found nice agate, jasper, quartz, books of mica, and some interesting geodes from the Hauser beds. Most of the geodes were golf ball size and solid, but I found two softball size ones, one of which had a heart shaped center, and the other which had a maroon veneer on the growing surfaces of the otherwise white crystals. It made me wonder if miners dumped mercury in that wash, and it started depositing cinnabar.

-Automan

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

And that includes boobs . . .



I have a couple of other ideas on that:

We can either subject the shoplifter to:

1) The entire series of "Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman" reruns

2) an endless loop of Leonard Nimoy singing "Proud Mary"

or

3) an endless loop of those William Shatner "Priceline Negotiator" commercials

Two words: Cop Rock.

[Calie]

We can either subject the shoplifter to:

2) an endless loop of Leonard Nimoy singing "Proud Mary"

If we're going for Nimoy singing...I think this is far superior in it's ability to scare shoplifters out of their life of crime.

[Pagan]

If we're going for Nimoy singing...I think this is far superior in it's ability to scare shoplifters out of their life of crime.

That....that's like a car wreck. You don't want to look, but you just....can't....help yourself. Run away! Run away!

That during his "I'm not Spock" phase I'm guessing?

[Andara Bledin]

Well, according to Wiki, Star Trek was shooting it's second season when he appeared on the show that the video comes from.

^-.-^

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Well, according to Wiki, Star Trek was shooting it's second season when he appeared on the show that the video comes from.

^-.-^

Either way, it's horrible! I couldn't watch more than 10 seconds before I had to from the page.

[Ironclad Alibi]

If we're going for Nimoy singing...I think this is far superior in it's ability to scare shoplifters out of their life of crime.

Am I the only person that likes this video? Especially the five dancing "hobbits."

[Pagan]

Well, according to Wiki, Star Trek was shooting it's second season when he appeared on the show that the video comes from.

^-.-^

But isn't it amazing that we're still talking about, and going to a new movie of, a TV show that was cancelled 40 years ago? Talk about longevity!

Am I the only person that likes this video? Especially the five dancing "hobbits."

I certainly hope so. But it would explain a lot.

[aurelemsrealm]

I'm glad my wife doesn't know you. She's works for the state as a registered geologist, and already has an abundance of heavy totes full of rocks. I know because I usually have to help her carry them.

On a serious note, though, I know a lot of preparation goes into making those stones all shiney and pretty. I like to look at them, too, but that's usually all we can afford to do.

My wife usually helps to teach the local school children about geology at the annual conservation camps. Last year, one of the children was caught trying to steal some of the displays. It's really quite sad that people can't just be respectful of others and their property.