1% per second it takes you to find your credit card... after all, you've just rung me to pay for something over the phone... why weren't you ready with it?
1% per second it takes you to check your car's licence plate number.. multiplied by the number of years you've possessed that car... (gonna be awefully expensive if you still don't know your own plate after 15 years! )
1% per second it takes you to "figure out where the hell you were" conversation...surely, you have some vague idea of where you were in this city?? You know, north, south, east or west??? Even a suburb's name?? No?? Damn, that trip's starting to get rather expensive, isn't it??
5% per sign they drove past... when they tell you "But I didn't see any signs". (should work for other things as well... "Where's your XYZ" as they stand under the sign..)
100% per time you think the law doesn't apply to you, and to just do it!!!!
200% for finally accepting it's their own fault... after a rather long and tortuous battle (why does it cost so much?? It's cos you use it so much... no, we aren't ripping you off... here's the proof... now cough up!)
eta: dumbass tax... 20% for asking if you can use an EFTPOS card over the phone!
Oh, btw, personally, I think the change timer tax should be starting at about 20 seconds... there shouldn't be that long a need to hunt for change.
1% per second it takes you to check your car's licence plate number.. multiplied by the number of years you've possessed that car... (gonna be awefully expensive if you still don't know your own plate after 15 years! )
1% per second it takes you to "figure out where the hell you were" conversation...surely, you have some vague idea of where you were in this city?? You know, north, south, east or west??? Even a suburb's name?? No?? Damn, that trip's starting to get rather expensive, isn't it??
5% per sign they drove past... when they tell you "But I didn't see any signs". (should work for other things as well... "Where's your XYZ" as they stand under the sign..)
100% per time you think the law doesn't apply to you, and to just do it!!!!
200% for finally accepting it's their own fault... after a rather long and tortuous battle (why does it cost so much?? It's cos you use it so much... no, we aren't ripping you off... here's the proof... now cough up!)
eta: dumbass tax... 20% for asking if you can use an EFTPOS card over the phone!
Oh, btw, personally, I think the change timer tax should be starting at about 20 seconds... there shouldn't be that long a need to hunt for change.
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