And my soul dies yet a little more (Language, as always)

[KhirasHY]

It was...until this morning...wee!

[Chanlin]

The lost lady must be suffering from the curse of the lost boy, its the only way to explain how monumentally lost she got. ( cookies for the reference )

[CloserToSane]

Are you kidding me?

Me: Thank you for calling <the hotel that eats my soul>, how can I help you?
SC: I need to cancel my reservation.
Me: Ok, do you have your confirmation number?
SC: xxxxxxx
Me: I'm not finding that in the system...what date are you arriving?
SC: It was for June 3rd.

Let's do some math. Your reservation is on June 3rd. It is currently June 22nd. This means that you are approximately 26 years, 9 months, and 19 days too late for me to give a shit. You've already been charged a No Show fee 2 and a half weeks ago. LEAVE ME ALONE!!!

SC: So can you cancel this reservation?
Me: You were already charged a No Show fee of one night's room and tax for not checking in that day.
SC: So....no?

I'm jealous of your no show policy, for it seems like you aren't still chasing them for payment two weeks later... I think I may be jealous of this one tiny thing - you can certainly keep the rest of the crazies (especially the GPS woman).

[Keiara]

*Hands Khiras the chain of command*

That may hurt a bit



Yay fellow browncoat!

[burnedout]

ye old voice

"Ye Olde Voice Way The Fucketh Over There."<--- that was great and I've had that happen at my job several times before. I hate it when people do that stupid talking slowly because they don't like a policy or you trying to hep them.

[KhirasHY]

That may hurt a bit



Yay fellow browncoat!

You realize this is why we lost the war, right? Superior numbers...

[Jay 2K Winger]

You realize this is why we lost the war, right? Superior numbers...

Thanks for the re-enactment, sir.

[Can I Help Your A$$?]

"Your company doesn't care."

That literally means absolutely nothing. Companies can't care. Only people can care. Yes, a corporation is a legal person. No, an imaginary person cannot "care" about you. Either I care, you care, or some psychic person whose picking up on this can care. I don't think any person could truthfully say yes or no to that question.

[Pagan]

SC: I'll put this slowly so you can understand it...did you know, in 2009, that some sites actually give you a response right away?

And did you know, in 2009, some sites don't you jackass.

[XCashier]

Good lord these people need to have their license taken away just for the sheer stupidity.

QFT. I can imagine the stress headache poor Khiras got telling this fool the directions for the nth time.

I think there should be a point where you can legally tell a person "Look, you're too stupid to listen to directions, you're on your own." and hang up. This applies to any number of services.

But then I'd have to say that all the time and wouldn't be helping anyone.

Oh, I don't know, if enough different people tell these dimwits that, it might just sink into their thick concrete skulls. Or their carers might overhear it and adjust their treatment. Either way could help.

[smileyeagle1021]

I get those special incapable of navigation people also... tell them take 80west off of 15, take the first exit (redwood rd) and turn right, turn left at the second light, go past the freeway... if I had a dollar for every time these special cases ended up at Taylorsville city hall or the wherehouse district in west valley city because they took either 215 west or 201 west I would be able to retire.

Oh, and trying to explain to people that there are two North Temple streets... Lord kill me now.

Khiras, how you deal with these people is a mystery to me... they sound so much worse than my guests.

[Becks]

I thought I heard dull thuds of her brain desperately trying to escape, complete with a little voice screaming "THEY TRICKED ME! I DON'T BELONG HERE! I WAS SUPPOSED TO HELP SOMEONE BE PRODUCTIVE! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

That is def. sig worthy.

[KhirasHY]

That is def. sig worthy.

Have at it ;p