My Job Description (Kinda long)

[Delislave]

And today...

I must have been asked 398,000,001 times today which ham was the 'nice ham'



We don't sell un-nice ham! Dyu think we would sell shit ham?!!
Dyu also think I have nothing better to do than taste all the different hams?


Jesus give me strength....

[missbartender]

that was HYSTERICAL!!!

[Rapscallion]

Oh, I had that all the time.

"I'll have a pound of sausages please."

"Which ones? Thin, thick, or cumberland?"

"The nice ones."

"Er, they're all nice. Which ones?"

"Oh, you know..."

Rapscallion