Gravekeeper's customers have begun invading my drivethrough

[Megg]

Nothing made me hate humanity more than working the drive through. People make my head hurt. Artificial bananas? WHILE you were peeling said banana, even? After all, she said artificial ones came in a can of some sort right? So even in her weird little Nunavutian mind, she should have realized peel =|= can.

I think I may need to lie down for a bit.

[mattm04]

Artificial Banana. Um. Okkkay. I think I just lost a few dozen brain cells just reading that.

[Caffienated_Caramel]

Lol now I'm curious if they make the fake bananas.

[Difdi]

Me: *still making split* "Do they even...make artificial bananas?"
SC: "Yeah. They come in cans."
Me: "I think that's banana pudding."
SC: "No, no. It's got a picture of a banana on it."

So... does this mean that a plastic bottle with a picture of water on it must contain... wait for it... ARTIFICIAL water?!?

[aurelemsrealm]

I'm sorry, but I just had to laugh about the artificial bananas in the can. Wow...

[dmcglu82]

The banana thing reminded me of a few summers back I helped my step-dad deliver ice during the summer rush, we had stopped a Kroger's to make a deliver when an elderly women walks up and asks if the ice is made straight from the river. We looked at each other like WTF?, we explained that yes the water might come from the river but its processed and chemicals removed, its not straight river water.

[Geek King]

We explained that yes the water might come from the river but its processed and chemicals removed, its not straight river water.

But I like my ice that way. It gives my drinks such a...robust taste.

[Antisocial_Worker]

Lol now I'm curious if they make the fake bananas.

I've seen the plastic ones and I'd be happy to explain the injection molding process to you, if you like. After all, it's what I do, it's who I am.