Ladies of Dubious Breeding

[Andara Bledin]

Why me? Jesus...

Because you haven't quit or gone on a murderous rampage, yet.

Obviously.

SC: “Oh well thank GOD for our country. You’ve been very helpful. Bye.”

Ass. I hope he loses his passport and doesn't get to infest either of our countries.

Than when I boarded my Sky Chariot….a similarly…rough woman boarded a few stops down. Even rougher than the first one.

Here's a question to further scar your mind: Are you sure either of them were actually female?

I made the mistake of touching the cat right before I left for work. So now I look like someone hid an IED in a Tribble and I dived on top of it to save my platoon.

Ah, summer. That time when cats become shed fur delivery systems.

So what does Dave do? Waddles away and gets back on the Skytrain. You know, the Skytrain he doesn't have enough money for? Yeah.

Asshole.

Ok, so you've seen this guy more than once. He can't be easy to miss.

You should totally report his disgusting, obnoxious ass to the skytrain cops and let him have a taste of the bitter brew of his hops of failure.

hmmm wonder if that would get someone a pass on a failed drug test....

Yes. But they'd have to be able to test clean later on.

And it depends on how mercenary the company doing the testing wanted to be about it.

There’s no way that I, or even pants, can compete at this point.

I dare say some of the Fangirls would beg to differ. Oh, they would beg.

^-.-^

[xaenon]

The house 3 doors down had exactly the same situation in the early hours of the morning a few summers back. (Apparently it is common to bypass the electric meter to hide the amount being used. With dodgy wiring.)
The firemen wore breathing apperatus.
However us evacuated neighbours didn't. There was much giggling.
One neighbour complained repeatedly that he'd left his work keys in the house, so couldn't go and open his pizza shop and get us all food. Other neighbours went off to find an all night cafe.
I rang my boss to semi-coherently, between laughing fits, explain I was in no fit state to come in to work that day.

Us neighbours put the levity down to everyone escaping a house fire safely, combined with lack of sleep. It wasn't till afterwards we learned that the house was unoccupied, and was just four floors of plants. So that billowing white smoke we were standing around in for a few hours before the police and firebrigade decided we were safe to go home...

Hope they don't hit you up for a random urinalysis at work. That'd be a tough one to explain....

[Becks]

Reach into your pocket and jingle your change.

Is that the current terminology for that now?