It just slipped out...

[AirHostess]

LOL, good for you.

I just slip out with things all the time at work. When a passenger snapped at me recently I snapped back with "well there's no need to be like that is there?" and walked off before I slapped him.

[QASlave]

Who the hell drinks Vodka with Coke?

[Fufu487]

i would have wanted to count her fingers as I broke each one....... i have a special side of me that comes out when people put their FINGERS in my FACE!! its not pretty

[Dytchdoctir]

CRML, did she complain? Did she leave in a huff? Did you actually serve her the FOUR drinks after pwning her? Was there any aftermath? Do tell!

[crazylegs]

Who the hell drinks Vodka with Coke?

It's quite a common combination in the UK (where CRML is based).

[Mnemjian]

Holy christmas CRML you are my hero!! Please, though, next time let's have a picture of her face Forget serving drinks... with that snappy response mechanism, you should write for television! Seriously.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Who the hell drinks Vodka with Coke?

That's what I'd like to know . . . Barton's Canadian is MUCH better with Coke or Pepsi.

[Uncle Silly Head]

I wish I could have seen that.

[XCashier]

She holds four fingers up to my face.

SC: I want FOUR DRINKS. You can count can't you?
Me: Oh yeah, I can count. I'm talking to ONE BITCH.

I cannot even begin to describe the look on her face

I'm guessing it went into this sequence:

Alternately, when she held up four fingers and asked if you could count, you could have held up One Particular Finger and said, "Yeah, I can count, can you?!"

[guywithashovel]

I think there were a few times back at Wal-Mart when I did this, but I can't remember any right now. Most of the time, I didn't have to deal with people who were flat out rude or mean like that. For some reason, I always attracted the ones who wanted to show me what "clever" comedians they could be. That got old pretty quick.

[customersruinmylife]

CRML, did she complain? Did she leave in a huff? Did you actually serve her the FOUR drinks after pwning her? Was there any aftermath? Do tell!

Well, basically, she pulled a look on her face that was a cross between anger, embarassment and confusion, and literally didn't say another word during the time in which I served her. I heard of no complaints about me, and she stayed in the pub for quite a while!

[Andara Bledin]

She holds four fingers up to my face.

SC: I want FOUR DRINKS. You can count can't you?
Me: Oh yeah, I can count. I'm talking to ONE BITCH.

Alternately, when she held up four fingers and asked if you could count, you could have held up One Particular Finger and said, "Yeah, I can count, can you?!"

Oh, yeah, I'm totally on the "one finger" bandwagon, here.

Nice comeback, nonetheless.

^-.-^

[Lace Neil Singer]

Brilliant. XD I mostly think of my comebacks afterwards, tho there's one I did say and didn't get into trouble for it.

Customer: *plonks bottle of Coke down on counter* I have petrol on pump number 1.
Me: That's £10 on number 1. (I am required to read back people's petrol before adding anything else)
Customer: *snotty tone* I have a bottle of Coke too, you know.
Me: I'm not blind. *eye roll* I just have to tell you your petrol total first.
Customer: ... Oh.

The next customer nearly dropped his sandwich from laughing; when I served him, he said he worked in retail too. XD