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  • #1

    It just slipped out...

    I'm sure everyone has had a moment where they say EXACTLY what they wanted to say to an SC completely by accident. Here's my moment from Saturday.

    A girl came to order some drinks. She was way too young to be acting the way she was. She was about 19, and most of the snobby SC's I get like this are usually much older.

    SC: I will have a double vodka and coke, a bottle of bud, a pint of carling and a bacardi and coke.
    Me: OK sure.
    SC: And that's FOUR DRINKS.

    She holds four fingers up to my face.

    SC: I want FOUR DRINKS. You can count can't you?
    Me: Oh yeah, I can count. I'm talking to ONE BITCH.

    I cannot even begin to describe the look on her face
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  • #2
    Quoth customersruinmylife View Post
    I'm sure everyone has had a moment where they say EXACTLY what they wanted to say to an SC completely by accident.
    Mine usually happens to co-workers, but I can imagine what that must've felt like =p

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    • #3
      That's one bitch! Ah ah ah.

      Someone had to throw in Sesame Street.
      To right the countless wrongs of our days... We shine this light of true redemption, that this place may become as paradise...Oh, what a wonderful world such would be...

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      • #4
        Sort of Dr. Seuss-ian:

        One Bitch: Two Bitch; Red Bitch; SHOO BITCH!
        "All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"

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        • #5
          The other day I got to say "Ma'am, it's not our fault you couldn't read the application correctly!" Felt pretty good too
          Random beatings will continue until morale improves

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          • #6
            Quoth Sheldonrs View Post
            Sort of Dr. Seuss-ian:

            One Bitch: Two Bitch; Red Bitch; SHOO BITCH!
            Coffee on my monitor....

            Thanks.

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            • #7
              Yay for you!

              You are officially badass of the year.

              I do not like my bitches with green shoes and big gams, Sam I am....
              You really need to see a neurologist. - Wagegoth

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              • #8
                That was just.... ""

                I have no other words for it
                "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
                "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
                "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
                "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
                "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
                "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
                Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
                "Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me

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                • #9
                  That was freakin' AWESOME!!! Much respect.
                  If you don't like my attitude, talk to the manager!!! Oh, wait, that would be me!!

                  Yes, I'm the manager. I'm also known as "the brick wall".

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                  • #10
                    Ohhh. No way to cover that up, but she completely deserved it! Go you!
                    "If anyone wants this old box containing the broken bits of my former faith in humanity, I'll take your best offer now. You may be able to salvage a few of em' for parts..... " - Quote by Argabarga

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                    • #11
                      I think that CRML needs a fangirl



                      What a bitch.
                      The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

                      Now queen of USSR-Land...

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                      • #12
                        Omg that was great! I wish I could get away with that
                        Out of retail!

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                        • #13
                          A good friend of mine had a similar situation. His response was "Yes I can count. That's zero drinks for you. Leave now!"
                          I never lost my faith in humanity. Can't lose what you never had right?

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                          • #14
                            A fine display of pwnage, CRML. Kudos good sir!

                            Hehe I might have done something along the lines of,

                            "No, actually I don't see it. Bring em closer so I can see."

                            If she brings em close enough to touch your face, act like you got your face slapped and have her kicked out and prosecuted for "assaulting" you.
                            Last edited by Blade_Raver; 07-21-2009, 08:50 AM.
                            Fixing problems... one broken customer at a time.

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                            • #15
                              Great riposte!
                              Did you actually end up serving her, or did you boot her bitchy arse out onto the street?

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