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You, yes you. The thing waddling in front of me on the sidewalk with the flower in it's hair and the skirt that looks like she tore the top off an umbrella and stapled it on. WALK FASTER OR MOVE. This is a very narrow sidewalk on this street, and you're walking in the middle of it. If you bothered to tear even a fraction of your limited awareness away from talking on your cell phone about how hawt the Jonas Brothers are you might notice me and the other 7 people jumbled up behind you scowling.
Your pace and position ensure that there are only two very slim avenues of approach to get around you, one on either side. One requires risking of life and limb to step into traffic. The other requires I be bitten by a radioactive spider.
You know, oddly enough there's a song that is TOTALLY appropriate for this scenario. Ludacris said it best:
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