D&D Camp

[lordlundar]

PC: "You can't do that!"
DM: "Yes I can!"
PC: "No."
DM: "I'm the DM,God is my BITCH!, I can do anything! I'm always right!"
PC: "Fuck you..."

Fixed for my amusement.

[CaptainThrifty]

We did this when I was a kid. Cept we actually ran around mountain trails. It was organized every summer by one of the community centres. All your equipment was on little reference cards and you attacked by rolling your dice on the ground at at "monsters". All the volunteers would dress up their parts ( Orcs, wizards, etc ) and head up into the trails to set up their lairs and "encounters" and what not. They'd also hide gold ( plastic gold coins ) and treasure around.

OMG! An actual honest to Ehlonna LARP camp! I so want to be a camper again!

[Lingering Grin]

lol I'm use to the conversation going like this when playing D&D


PC: "You can't do that!"
DM: "Yes I can!"
PC: "No."
DM: "I'm the DM, I am GOD, I can do anything! I'm always right!"
PC: "Fuck you..."

[Hyena Dandy]

So would you describe that pipe as about 50% real?

The DM is MOSTLY right, but DM's also cheat and scheme. So, they can't ALWAYS be right

Ah, but you fail to see Rule Zero's beauty. Due to Rule Zero, the DM IS always right, whether the DM does or does not cheat. Because Rule Zero declares the DM's cheats to be what was SUPPOSED to happen.

[Megg]

ADD&D! I love it!

[Golden Phoenix]

Did anyone kill a Gazebo?

Marry me?

That aside, have you encountered The gamers? Search it on youtube, theres two 'films' and they are hilarious.

I'm currently playing Star Wars D&D, good game ^_^

[simplyanother]

There's a such thing as D&D camp?

Nifty.

[Lachrymose]

[mikoyan29]

Did anyone kill a Gazebo?

I think every D&D group has a munchkin.

[Lingering Grin]

Delayed Reaction

Dungeons and Dragons, as you know, is a game with many rules. But Rule Zero of D&D is that The DM is always right.

I would like to Object.

The DM is MOSTLY right, but DM's also cheat and scheme. So, they can't ALWAYS be right


It's one of the fun things about the game.

[Fire_on_High]

Warlock Girl, two weeks ago, was the perpetrator of the event which shall go down in D&D camp history as The Gnoll Paladin Incident, or simply... Potiongate. That incident will get its own post some other time.

Is it some other time yet?

[Gravekeeper]

We did this when I was a kid. Cept we actually ran around mountain trails. It was organized every summer by one of the community centres. All your equipment was on little reference cards and you attacked by rolling your dice on the ground at at "monsters". All the volunteers would dress up their parts ( Orcs, wizards, etc ) and head up into the trails to set up their lairs and "encounters" and what not. They'd also hide gold ( plastic gold coins ) and treasure around.

A few "npcs" would set up a base camp you could come back to for healing and to buy new gear.

Was pretty cool set up, actually. Lot of fun. I got wtf pwned by a troll though. Someone else had killed him, and when that happens he's suppose to take on the roll of another troll that went berzerk over it. So he runs around the woods dressed like a troll screaming and roaring so all the kids have to run from him.

I tripped though and he caught me and rolled about 11 dice at me. ( More dice more attack and defense power you had. As you level'd up they'd give you more dice ). I only had like 4 to defend myself with so I was smotated.

[dalesys]

... Same Bat-Time, same Bat-Channel.

... same Bat-Sensical Bat-Shit?

[AnaKhouri]

Wow. If I tell my husband about this, he will insist that we send our son there in 10 years. Even though it's like, 10 states away from where we live.

Hell, I'd drive him up there for a week.

[Nohbody]

This is probably an old joke to many, by now, but am I the only one who read the subject line, and thought "This one time, at D&D camp..."?