Metal Gear Flaccid

[Kara]

Though Kara's transformation sequence is far more impressive than mine.

Well, yeah, but only because I look better in a sailor suit than you do

I wonder if any inmates went up to him and asked him to tattoo something on their chest, and if he said he will tattoo his name. Will the other inmate think, "ok, cool", or give him a black eye?

Nah, he was just being a smartass. Incidentally, it was the very same inmate whom I told to kill himself a couple of weeks before this happened.

[monolayth]

I am so glad to have you back!

[Gravekeeper]

Well, yeah, but only because I look better in a sailor suit than you do

Very true, though I do have a nice behind. I can make that skirt and boots work. Its really more a problem of being flat as a board and a tad hairy for a Japanese schoolgirl.

[Darkwish]

Very true, though I do have a nice behind. I can make that skirt and boots work. Its really more a problem of being flat as a board and a tad hairy for a Japanese schoolgirl.

Trust me, that doesn't stop some people.

[Gravekeeper]

Trust me, that doesn't stop some people.

Man Faye? Sailor Bacon?

[Xarlaxas]

Kara! You're back! Yay! I am also with everyone else, your stories are awesome and I greatly enjoy hearing them, post, post, post! :3

[KMMCurly]

KARA'S BACK! *GLOMP*
The prison stories have returned! Oh happy day! I have to admit I was getting worried since last time you posted you were having health problems.

As for the last story, yes, just what anyone to want. An ex-con who they guarded while they where in the joint putting permanent ink-work on their body. I'm sure the CO's will be lining up.

[Victory Sabre]

I'm so happy that you're back telling us your stories of suck.

Thanks so much for what you do to keep the morons off our streets.

[Geek King]

Man Faye? Sailor Bacon?

WARNING: Not for the weak of knees!

Sailor Bubba

There also used to be a fellow who was well known at all the conventions, just before Anime went really mainstream in the U.S., who we just called "Old Man Moon." All the old-timers know who you're talking about when using that name, but no one seems to have ever caught this creature on film. Not that I blame them. The stomach still churns.

[Gravekeeper]

WARNING: Not for the weak of knees!
Sailor Bubba

Ya, I've seen him before. But his visual impact is nothing compared to Man Faye. Not to mention Man Faye has been banned from cons for flashing. Just let your mind process that for a moment. ><

[Calud]

Nice reading you Kara. Keep em coming.

[Bliss]

Ya, I've seen him before. But his visual impact is nothing compared to Man Faye. Not to mention Man Faye has been banned from cons for flashing. Just let your mind process that for a moment. ><

Ok I gave up and google-imaged man Faye (Faye)...... thanks for breaking me. Now send me for repairs, please.

[Nohbody]

Considering your avatar is of some chunkster playing with his moobs, Bliss, I don't think you have a whole lot of room for complaining about needing

[Broomjockey]

Considering your avatar is of some chunkster playing with his moobs,

You mean Ben Stiller at the end of Dodgeball?

[Nohbody]

You mean Ben Stiller at the end of Dodgeball?

Not having seen (or wanted to see) Dodgeball, I wouldn't have known the source if you hadn't mentioned it.

In any case, I was specifically responding to Bliss, even if I neglected to make it obvious in my previous post. My apologies.