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[OfficeSlug]

I love the prisoner stories - my dad worked at the jail for nearly 2 years, but your stories are BETTER!

[Becks]

*happy dance that Kara's back*

What you need to do is post a sign above something, the more odd the better, that says "Not A Microphone. Please Ignore." and another that says "Not A Camera."

That gets my vote.

[fireheart]

Kara, I passed some of these onto a friend of mine, who has found them equally hilarious.

[ChaoKuang]

It might be funny to go around posting "Not A Microphone" over the intercom boxes... >.>

[tollbaby]

Kara, I love your stories! My best friend's brother is a youth CO and he's not usually allowed to share stories like this (he's got additional confidentiality issues since his inmates are all under 18), but sometimes he gives us a few fuzzy details

[RetailDemon]

Wow, I wish Angola had has intercoms when I worked at the prison!! JEALOUS!