WTF?

[Mongo Skruddgemire]

What the Flarn!

Sweet Baby Jebus that...that...There are no words for how utterly...Gaah!

Dude, I think you just won the Stupid Twat of the month award...hands down.

[An Haddock]

I believe there would be two responses to that:

1. "You've found me out, ma'am... I am actually NEPTUNE, god of the sea! I sink ships and conjure storms! I COMMAND the skies to clear!"

2. "Okay, ma'am... get in your car and start driving west. When you reach the Pacific ocean you know you're there."