Dave, could you take your guests back, please

[Anakah]

Well I can't believe if this man was in the room with scared wife, scared wife was still scared? What does that say about SC? Dude, if someone was knocking at the door, you either ask through the door: who are you or yeah call the front desk. But honestly I can't believe a door knock to be terrifying! I think the wife was with the real psycho in this story.

What's the drunk gonna do? Hulk out and break the door? Sorry but that dude was a serious idiot lol

[Food Lady]

"Land shark"

Know what I do? I go to the door and call out "Who is it?"

"This is da way we answer da do' in MY neighborhood." *walks to door* "WHO IDT IT?"

[BookstoreEscapee]

Well I can't believe if this man was in the room with scared wife, scared wife was still scared? What does that say about SC? Dude, if someone was knocking at the door, you either ask through the door: who are you or yeah call the front desk But honestly I can't believe a door knock to be terrifying! I think the wife was with the real psycho in this story.

Personally, I think it was the husband who was really frightened.

[chocoBug]

the guy is clearly an arse. Why couldnt he have been a man and answered the door himself instead of cowering behind his bed? And his wife is clearly a ninny - scared of knocking on the door while her husband is with her - good LORD! They are perfect for each other it seems.

[Willis]

What the hell did he want you to do? Flap like a fish and grovel? I can understand getting freaked out but once everything is said and done calm down. If you can't, then make yourself. If that guys wife was so scared they could've left. Or call the police like he wanted to do like that was going to scare you into begging them for forgiveness for the drunk guest. All this circular arguing and what you're going to do from these customers is obnoxious. You offer something and it's never good enough. They need to get over themselves.

[Mr Hero]

...ok, I can do that... I go to his room, indeed there is someone knocking on his door. This gentleman appears to be a bit tipsy and a lot confused. I ask him if he needs help and whats going on. He stumbles a few words out about him leaving his key in the room and wanting his roommate to open the door, and before I even say anything he looks at the door again and mentions, "oh, wrong room, no wonder no one was answering" and started walking away. I figure that's the end of it. The guy was harmless and he was no longer bothering the guest, everyone is happy right... wrong

Did anyone else think of another Dave when they read this bit?

Every now and then I get a knock on the door that I am not expecting. You know what I do? I go to the door and call out, "Who is it?"

It's some big fat hermaphrodite with a Flock-Of-Seagulls haircut and only one nostril

[Jay 2K Winger]

It's some big fat hermaphrodite with a Flock-Of-Seagulls haircut and only one nostril

Aw, man, I hate it when I'm right.

[Nohbody]

Did anyone else think of another Dave when they read this bit?

"Dave's not here, man!"

?

[Skeksin]

So anyway, he bursts into my room and he grabs my lucky snorkel and I'm like "Hey, you can't have that! That snorkel's been just like a snorkel to me"

[Mr Hero]

"Dave's not here, man!"

?

No, I"M Dave.

Yep, I was thinking this too.

[depechemodefan]

Maybe the wife was watching something on Lifetime. You know, the made-for-tv movie based on a true story. The rapist of a woman's therapist's-cousin's-bridesmaid's-hairdresser just got out of jail is now after her!*

Or maybe they watched a Wes Craven movie.

Or maybe the wife is 14 years old.

or a chihuahua.

*note, it is never funny when one hears a rapist/childmolester/murderer gets out of prison. But sometimes, Lifetime just trolls for the most out of the way stories.

[blas]

Most hotel rooms have peepholes. That's already more than I have at my apartment!

[RickSpangle]

No great surprise when it turns out the guy wants a refund - he probably saw the whole incident as his golden ticket to getting a free night's stay. Note the fact that his wife was "alright now" after her life-threatening scare.

[mattm04]

I accidentally before. I was with some friends and wet to get Ice. I knocked on the room next to us, realized the mistake after two knocks. I heard the people in the room get up and walk to the door. I quick "I'm sorry" and "No bog deal" from teh occupant resolved that.

But really, a steel door with the key card lock, dead bolt and security chain and you are afraid of a knock. Wimp.

[vacation_rentals_suck]

oh no not THAT guy...he rents with us every year and we always hope he wont be back but no such luck...lol

He reminds me of a few summers ago when I had that psycho bitch who called us because there was kids playing too loud on the beach while she was trying to relax and then she called the cops....lol