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  • #31
    Quoth Mr Hero View Post
    It's some big fat hermaphrodite with a Flock-Of-Seagulls haircut and only one nostril
    That kind of customer? Old hat down here.

    Quoth depechemodefan View Post
    it is never funny when one hears a rapist/childmolester/murderer gets out of prison.
    Oh, I am sure there are times it can be funny. As the great George Carlin famously said, you can joke about ANYthing....it's all in how the joke is constructed.

    I myself have gotten people to drink to and/or applaud both prison anal rape and beating the shit out of a woman. It sounds unlikely, until you understand what the situations were.


    Edited to add: So that I can head the hate mail off at the pass, the situations were 1. a guy going to jail for using my friend TD as a punching bag regularly, and 2. my girlfriend's delightful 10 year old daughter being assaulted and choked by her psycho paternal aunt.

    "The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is     Still A Customer."

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    • #32
      Quoth Anakah View Post
      Well I can't believe if this man was in the room with scared wife, scared wife was still scared? What does that say about SC

      . . .

      I think the wife was with the real psycho in this story.
      Exactly what I was thinking. Not so sure it was the drunk she was afraid of, especially if his temper tantrum is indicative of his past behavior.
      "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
      "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
      "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
      "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
      "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
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      "Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me

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      • #33
        just remember kids the hotel hall drunks are always more afraid of you than you are of them. like a gnat.

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        • #34
          Quoth vacation_rentals_suck View Post
          He reminds me of a few summers ago when I had that psycho bitch who called us because there was kids playing too loud on the beach while she was trying to relax and then she called the cops....lol
          You have posted this one, correct? Time to go thread hunting.
          Any day you're looking down at the dirt instead of up at the dirt is a good day.

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          • #35
            It just occurred to me, reading this thread, that I now know how the world will end.

            A single SC that booked with VRS, had a stopover on his flight and was sent to Smiley's hotel by moi. A perfect trifecta.

            It would be the breaking of the 7th Seal.

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            • #36
              Quoth Gravekeeper View Post
              It just occurred to me, reading this thread, that I now know how the world will end.

              A single SC that booked with VRS, had a stopover on his flight and was sent to Smiley's hotel by moi. A perfect trif*cta.

              It would be the breaking of the 7th Seal.
              Spelling error auto-corrected: wrong second vowel.
              I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
              Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
              Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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              • #37
                Quoth Gravekeeper View Post
                It just occurred to me, reading this thread, that I now know how the world will end.

                A single SC that booked with VRS, had a stopover on his flight and was sent to Smiley's hotel by moi. A perfect trifecta.

                It would be the breaking of the 7th Seal.
                well then, just make sure before booking anyone in my hotel to make sure that they didn't book a vacation rental with a guy named Dave... I don't really want the world to end, I was just starting to like it again
                If you wish to find meaning, listen to the music not the song

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