Let's have fun in the pharmacy...

[Jay 2K Winger]

Indeed he offered up the first punch and everything. Now that's my kind of guy.

Reminds me of the time at the movie theater when the guy called my coworker a "wench," then ran off when he saw the look on her face. CW turns to me, "I was gonna kick his ass!" Me: "I would've held him down for you."

Random dude in line?

[Iris Kojiro]

edited for my amusment.

Why not both?

[Anakah]

I liked the last one. The dude was awesome. I like people when they realize the job is hard and we can't insult the idiots ourselves

[Imogene]

1. SC: Are you telling me I have to call my insurance company?
Me: Yes sir.

Due to patient privacy laws, I can NOT be told why YOUR coverage went up, only YOU can, first off. Second, I am NOT your damn secretary. If I was, I'd have walked out middle of the first day.

[BookstoreEscapee]

But did he really think that you would call his insurance for him if he threatened you enough? What a loon.

Well, since you put it that way, let me call them for you right now...

..*9-1-1*

[Wenchie]

Reminds me of the time at the movie theater when the guy called my coworker a "wench," then ran off when he saw the look on her face. CW turns to me, "I was gonna kick his ass!" Me: "I would've held him down for you."

LOL... I had someone call me a wench one time, trying to offend me... I was working as a medical receptionist at that time, and I guess me answering the phone when a pharmacy called insulted him. Anyway, I put the call on hold, grabbed a card out of my purse and turned to hand it to him, saying, "Yes I am, and here is my membership card for the International Wenches Guild to prove it!" As he stared at me with his mouth open, I picked the phone back up and finished my call.

[Pagan]

LOL... I had someone call me a wench one time, trying to offend me...

"Yes I am, and here is my membership card for the International Wenches Guild to prove it!"

I had someone try to insult me by calling me a witch. I looked at him and said, "How'd you know?"

And now I'm off to check out the International Wenches Guild...

[Mike Taylor]

2. SC: I can't find baby formula.
Me: It's in the infant's department ma'am.
SC: Well why the f**k is it over there?

Because the infant's department is right next to the dairy case and the Mart of Wall carries a lot of baby food that must be refrigerated, including certain types of baby formula. I may have many gripes with that company, but that was a really smart decision.