spoiled

[vacation_rentals_suck]

Guest: Dave, I am in my villa here and you know this is just not as pretty as what I am used to. The couch is very old and the tapestries are too. The kitchen is just not updated. I am used to a lot better and deserve a lot better. I would like to be upgraded to premier oceanfront

Me: ok but there will be a rate difference

Guest: rate difference? How dare you......I am not paying the difference

Me: well I cant put you there for the rate youre paying

Guest: EXCUSE ME? NO, NO, NO, NO...........(she starts crying and hangs up the phone)

The husband calls back

Husband: you got my wife all upset, Dave

Me: sorry sir, I simply said she would have to pay the difference for premier oceanfront

Husband: why should she pay it? This property is clearly not up to par....how can the person who booked us here even think this would be up to her standards? We are very picky about decor and we told her that when we booked. My wife cant stay here. She is having anxiety attacks because this place is so old and it's stressing her out

Me: well I have this other place available thats really nice

Guest: she wants premier oceanfront, she wont accept anything but. and we arent paying for it because we have been inconvenienced here. Oh God she is hyperventilating. Brandy, dont just stand there, your mother is hyperventilating....we need to get her to a hospital. Sir, thanks for nothing f___wad

[Dreamstalker]

Guest: Dave, I am in my villa here and you know this is just not as pretty as what I am used to. The couch is very old and the tapestries are too. The kitchen is just not updated. I am used to a lot better and deserve a lot better.

I would say you've run into my mom's old psycho boss, but she's not married and wouldn't be caught dead in a rented property that's not on Cape Cod.

Husband: how can the person who booked us here even think this would be up to her standards? We are very picky about decor and we told her that when we booked.

How can the person who booked them know about their exacting standards? I'm betting their definition of "picky" is at right-angles to everyone else's (if not on a different plane entirely).

My wife cant stay here. She is having anxiety attacks because this place is so old and it's stressing her out

"HEY! Anybody seen a ghost?"

[BookstoreEscapee]

there are tapestries?

A hospital? For hyperventilating? Seriously? Get a grip.

Edit: I do like how he called you "Sir" before calling you "f___wad"

[LillFilly]

She was panicking THAT badly because the house was not up to her standards!!?? Wow, she must not go out very much; I'm sure driving through an inner-city area would kill her!

Subjecting her to out-of-date decor, Dave you are a truly evil person.

[Silas G. T. Brontë]

Please tell me they are all being bad actors!

If they are really used to the best, then they should know by now that they must pay extra for it. I think they are trying to run a scam here.

[Shironu-Akaineko]

Oh God she is hyperventilating. Brandy, dont just stand there, your mother is hyperventilating....we need to get her to a hospital. Sir, thanks for nothing f___wad

Bet Brandy rolled her eyes, sighed and went back to her DS game.

[Morningchaser]

You...you can't....Oh my freaking...just...Honestly, Dave, I'm suprised you can even remain proffesional with these people anymore. These stupid, rich, spoiled freaks are complaining about "decor" and "nothing in the kitchen is blah blah blah blah" dude...Quite seriously, it's time for these soap opera living caviar munchers to get a good whack with a clue-by-four!

[HeatherWolf]

LMFAO!!!! Entitlement issues much? lol

[Salted Grump]

Pure speculation, but methinks the only reason Dave hasn't snapped and killed anyone yet is because his liver is actively rebelling against him.

[Tito]

Wow! When's that drama going to air on Lifetime Movie Network?

Seriously, if that was her true reaction to something as trivial as house decor not being up to her standards, how would she be if something really horrible were to happen to her?

[Polenicus]

Guest: she wants premier oceanfront, she wont accept anything but. and we arent paying for it because we have been inconvenienced here. Oh God she is hyperventilating. Brandy, dont just stand there, your mother is hyperventilating....we need to get her to a hospital. Sir, thanks for nothing f___wad

Q: Then why didn't you book premier oceanfront the first time?

Is it

A) Because The booking agent lied to them about every single aspect of the property.

B) This physical need for premier oceanfront only just manifested. These episodes are a well-documented medical condition, and require treatment by free nights in 5 star properties.

C) A wizard did it.

D) We are overly dramatic cocktards who are trying to get a free upgrade because we heard Dave's manager is a spineless jellyfish.

[CrazedClerkthe2nd]

Those folks are nothing but overdramatic jerks who were trying to con you into a free upgrade.

[Mongo Skruddgemire]

You know, I have a friend who works at the facility that makes Sattelites. They made the Hubble and are working on it's replacement.

Wonder if I can get her to de-orbit a few redundant sats. kill two birds with one stone. clean up the space debris a little bit and really ruin someone's vacation.

[Teskeria]

Q: Then why didn't you book premier oceanfront the first time?

Is it

A) Because The booking agent lied to them about every single aspect of the property.

B) This physical need for premier oceanfront only just manifested. These episodes are a well-documented medical condition, and require treatment by free nights in 5 star properties.

C) A wizard did it.

D) We are overly dramatic cocktards who are trying to get a free upgrade because we heard Dave's manager is a spineless jellyfish.

OHHH OHHHH!!! I know I know!! D!!!

Do I get a cookie?

[chocoBug]

there are tapestries?

ha thats what i thought. And how can they blame you if they didnt even book the room themselves? And she gets stressed out because of decor????! The bitch has obviously never had a real problem in her life. THAT ANNOYS ME grrr!