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  • Thank God for no Coffee

    Working at the world's craziest job for 5 years I have seen some things, but this robbery is the most talked-about event a year after it happened.

    Background: I work at Toys R Us so I have seen it all and become so desensitized, I don't think anything could surprise me anymore (down to pet iguanas on leashes or booger-pickers playing with the candy).

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    In the evening one night, these 3 guys came in to the store (it was really slow) so naturally I was curious. I mean, what are three 20-something wannabe-gangsters doing in a toy store at 8pm on a Tuesday night?

    They entered the store unnaturally slow, taking in the ceiling lights and fans (so I thought they were high, nothing new). Kind of weird, but I've had worse.

    They meander into the electronics section and hang out for half an hour, not buying anything. I called over a couple extra staff to watch them in case they try to grab and run.

    They leave with no incident and everything goes back to normal. Right?

    Wrong.

    The next morning I get a call at 5am because my District Manager got a call from the security company saying the front windows had been broken. She was on her way there and so was I as I was the closest and one of the longest-employed staff members.

    She gets there a few minutes before me and has this red glow about her. Bad.

    Apparently when she got there and started cleaning up the glass while waiting for the cops to arrive (which is why I was called, they ended up 25 minutes to show up), a man in a black jacket came up into the front foyer of the store and demanded to know if we had any Nintendo Wiis in stock.

    WTF? At 5 in the morning?! TOTALLY sketch.

    DM: It's 5 in the morning. I don't know, come back in 5 hours. We're dealing with a situation right now.
    GUY: I want to see them NOW.
    DM: Look buddy. I haven't had coffee yet. I have sharp shards of glass in my hands. If you want to wait a couple of minutes you can ask the police to see our store, they would LOVE to know why you're here at 5am harassing me at the scene of a break-in.
    Guy: *steps forward* NOW.
    DM: GET THE F*** OFF MY PROPERTY OR I'LL SUE YOU FOR HARASSMENT AND TRESPASSING!!

    The guy quickly retreats into the night.

    When I show up I hang out with her helping her move the chunks of glass away so we can get to the door (big store windows).

    When the police show up she gives me her debit and PIN and a short order.

    DM: 3 large coffees and a pack of cigarettes.

    I run off because I know how she is without her "breakfast" and it is NOT pretty. If that guy had stepped over his boundaries anymore he probably would have been part of the scene of the crime, body and all.

    ANYWHO... When all is said and done, 3 guys (guess who?) broke in around 4:55 with a sledgehammer to break through our windows and metal safety screen.

    They stole over $5,000 of video games and hardware and made a hasty escape out the back door.


    Sucky for us, yes, because our electronics section was just about wiped clean.
    Sucky for the 3 idiots, because the reason the guy came back after 5am?

    ....drumroll please.......

    He left his cellphone in the store.

    Never heard what happened, never got our stock back, but there was something in the paper about several suspects being caught red-handed in a "second high-end robbery of the week" 3 days later.

    Thank God for no coffee.

  • #2
    LMAO WTF? What is wrong with that moron!? But I like how your manager handled it, to bad he didn't press it a little more, delivering a beating would be more therapeutic than coffee.

    My boy friend works at TRU too, and his store was broken into recently also. But due to a previous robbery they pack up most electronics and lock them away someplace at night. So when the "genius" broke in he spent some time pacing in electronics trying to boot up his "brain" and figure it all out. The police quickly caught up to him.
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    • #3
      giving credit where credit is due, that's not that bad of a plan to pretend to be high so no one pays you much notice when you are scoping out a place... that said... they're all still idiots.
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      • #4
        Quoth smileyeagle1021 View Post
        giving credit where credit is due, that's not that bad of a plan to pretend to be high so no one pays you much notice when you are scoping out a place... that said... they're all still idiots.
        They were probably checking for video cameras.
        Just saying.
        "Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is." - Steve Martin

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        • #5
          It would be better to borrow a kid and buy him some cheap game.

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          • #6
            I thought you were going to say that after they had stolen all those games, the guy came back because they realized they didn't have a Wii to play them on! Although the cell phone is even better, cause hopefully that means that they'll be caught.

            One question, though: the police arrested the guys, but they still weren't able to retrieve the stock? Why is that?

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            • #7
              Quoth GiftShopGirl View Post
              One question, though: the police arrested the guys, but they still weren't able to retrieve the stock? Why is that?
              They may have already unloaded it to a third party. Sounds like it took a couple days for them to be caught..
              I don't go in for ancient wisdom
              I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
              It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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              • #8
                The police ran off before any stores opened to call ahead to all pawn shops/game exchange stores to let them know of some guys coming in to trade games for money so they could report them when they tried.

                Yeah they were checking for our cameras, on several shots you could get their faces (which didn't hurt) looking right up into the first one when they entered the store, it was funny.

                And we were told that even if they did find the guys, we weren't getting out stock back as it would be evidence.

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                • #9
                  Quoth skibble View Post
                  And we were told that even if they did find the guys, we weren't getting out stock back as it would be evidence.
                  Eventually you should get it back or are the Canadian police financed by what they catch? Maybe they assume that your insurance will pay and the insurance company will get the stock afterwards. That's how it work here.

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                  • #10
                    Quoth Mikkel View Post
                    Eventually you should get it back or are the Canadian police financed by what they catch? Maybe they assume that your insurance will pay and the insurance company will get the stock afterwards. That's how it work here.
                    The Criminal Code of Canada states that any item seized as evidence must be returned as soon as possible once it is no longer required for an official purpose, but I doubt they'd take $5,000 of games into a court room, probably just photograph it, record descriptions and return it.
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                    • #11
                      Note for aspiring thieves everwhere:

                      Do not bring your cell phone with you while breaking, entering, and thieving. It never turns out well.
                      Aliterate : A person who is capable of reading but unwilling to do so.

                      "A man who does not read has no advantage over a man who cannot" - Mark Twain

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                      • #12
                        Quoth infinitemonkies View Post
                        Note for aspiring thieves everwhere:

                        Do not bring your cell phone with you while breaking, entering, and thieving. It never turns out well.
                        But but but how will i text my mates going 'OMG jst rbd TrU 4 wii pix sn ttyl ktksbi'...
                        How ever do they manage to breathe for themselves without having to call tech support? - Argabarga

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                        • #13
                          Quoth TimmyHate View Post
                          'OMG jst rbd TrU 4 wii pix sn ttyl ktksbi'...
                          HUH???

                          I guess that's why I do not do text messages!

                          Actually, I think I'm just too old.
                          Everything will be ok in the end. If it's not ok, it's not the end.

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                          • #14
                            Quoth Primer View Post
                            HUH???

                            I guess that's why I do not do text messages!

                            Actually, I think I'm just too old.
                            Don't feel bad . . . I got lost after TrU. . . .

                            The joys of middle age . . . we can not understand something AND get away with it.
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                            • #15
                              Quoth TimmyHate View Post
                              But but but how will i text my mates going 'OMG jst rbd TrU 4 wii pix sn ttyl ktksbi'...
                              Quoth Primer View Post
                              HUH???

                              I guess that's why I do not do text messages!

                              Actually, I think I'm just too old.
                              translation of something along the lines of "OMG just robbed TrU (some store I guess) for Wii games something about pictures soon talk to you later OK thanks bye

                              not really into the acronymns things but I have been around long enough.

                              Hey try and be around the commands set for OS/400 for a couple of years (IBM apparently did not like vowels)

                              eta: AHHHH got TrU as the OP said they worked for Toy R US
                              Last edited by Racket_Man; 08-29-2009, 08:38 PM.
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