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  • #16
    mouse pads where their breasts are the wrist cushion.
    I actually want one. Let me know when your company starts selling them, GK, so I can have it shipped to me.
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    • #17
      If you are checking out electronic shops along Granville, the breast pads should not surprise you.

      I betcha that the guy shouting out his Visa info on the Skytrain is the guy who will not give you his phone number when confirming an order because you will use it to 'stealz his idendidy'
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      • #18
        Which theory was the stapler's? 'Cause you should never trust anything a stapler tells you unless the tape dispense concurs.
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        • #19
          Quoth Plague*Star View Post
          "Breast Buy".... the eeePC is even more "ample" than the dddPC.

          moan and double-moan!


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          • #20
            Quoth Gravekeeper View Post
            Mouse pads. Porn star mouse pads. Porn star mouse pads where their breasts are the wrist cushion..
            J-List has those (well, anime girls, and they're clothed). They also sell a pillow/big stressball that looks exactly like a nekkid breast (why, I know not).
            Last edited by Dreamstalker; 08-24-2009, 02:35 PM.
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            • #21
              Quoth Gravekeeper View Post
              our precious little cuntflake
              *giggle* Added to mental insult dictionary.

              Quoth Megg View Post
              I actually want one. Let me know when your company starts selling them, GK, so I can have it shipped to me.
              He won't sell them until they come in pink camo.
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              • #22
                Wierd thing....I did a tech support call recently for a young lady whose name was listed as "Princess" on the callsheet. She answered to it, and the others in her office knew her by that very name. Fortunately, she was the perfect client -- responsive, knowledgeable about the software, sweet, and polite.

                My question regards how she got a name like that...

                - Is this her given name? (in which case I worry about her parents)

                - Is this an "office nickname"? (she sounded too nice for such an appelation normally reserved for EWs)

                Curiouser and curiouser...

                Quoth Dreamstalker View Post
                They also sell a pillow/big stressball that looks exactly like a nekkid breast (why, I know not).
                I ain't touchin' that one with a ten-foot cattleprod >_>
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                • #23
                  Quoth EricKei View Post
                  My question regards how she got a name like that...

                  - Is this her given name? (in which case I worry about her parents)

                  - Is this an "office nickname"? (she sounded too nice for such an appelation normally reserved for EWs)
                  I've seen a few people in my field of work whose legal first name is Princess.
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                  • #24
                    Quoth BusBus View Post
                    I've seen a few people in my field of work whose legal first name is Princess.
                    Yup, me too. And, yes, I wonder what their parents were drinking (smoking?) at the time.

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                    • #25
                      Quoth BusBus View Post
                      I've seen a few people in my field of work whose legal first name is Princess.

                      Its legal to have the first name Princess? I always thought you couldn't have a title for a first name.
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                      • #26
                        It's legal to have almost anything as a name. A while back, one dopey American couple somewhere named their newborn "ESPN." Yes, as in the sports network. Abbie Hoffman, the Sixties-era radical, named his son "america." That is not a typo....it is spelled with a little a. And for those thinking you can't name a child with a title, remember, Michael Jackson named TWO of his sons Prince. And I have heard of more than one person being named King or Queen. Not to mention the more common names of Duke and Earl. Etc., etc.

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                        Still A Customer."

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                        • #27
                          On the topic of strange names. My hubby has a ancestor named Royal Earl. On my side there was a kid named Eleven.
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                          • #28
                            Just the other day I carded a guy whose middle name was, I shit you not, "Casebeer." That was classic!

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                            Still A Customer."

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                            • #29
                              I Suppose That Was "Humour"?

                              Me: “Alright, your tickets should arrive in a week or so."
                              SC: “Great, thanks, and I just wanted to congratulate you!”
                              Me: “….al…right? For what?”
                              SC: “For being up this late and selling me the winning ticket!”
                              I don't see what the problem with this person is. All he did was make a joke. It might not have been a great joke but I also doubt he is a comedian. If I were you I'd be amused about the fact that a customer is thanking me.
                              Last edited by Broomjockey; 08-24-2009, 10:32 PM. Reason: heeeeeeeeeey, quote tags. Found them laying around. Thought you might want them. No need to thank me.

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                              • #30
                                Quoth elsporko View Post
                                I don't see what the problem with this person is. .
                                You must look at it through the eyes of someone who has been hearing this exact joke or some variation of it every week for 4 years.

                                Plus even as a joke it came across as kind of dickish. Especially at 3 in the morning. -.-



                                Quoth BusBus View Post
                                I've seen a few people in my field of work whose legal first name is Princess.
                                Yeah, we use to have someone that worked here a long time ago named Princess. Legally.


                                Quoth Plague*Star View Post
                                This store...was it named "Breast Buy" by any chance? BTW, the eeePC is even more "ample" than the dddPC.
                                <wince>

                                My eeePC is actually rather flat chested. =p



                                Quoth BusBus View Post
                                If you are checking out electronic shops along Granville, the breast pads should not surprise you.
                                Luckily I don't have to go that far down Granville. My old company's office was down that way. We were a block from an S&M shop.



                                Quoth Jester
                                Edited to reflect what you were probably thinking anyways.
                                That actually sounds like a half way decent weekend.

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