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mouse pads where their breasts are the wrist cushion.
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I actually want one. Let me know when your company starts selling them, GK, so I can have it shipped to me.
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J-List has those (well, anime girls, and they're clothed). They also sell a pillow/big stressball that looks exactly like a nekkid breast (why, I know not).Quoth Gravekeeper View PostLast edited by Dreamstalker; 08-24-2009, 02:35 PM."I am quite confident that I do exist."
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Wierd thing....I did a tech support call recently for a young lady whose name was listed as "Princess" on the callsheet. She answered to it, and the others in her office knew her by that very name. Fortunately, she was the perfect client -- responsive, knowledgeable about the software, sweet, and polite.
My question regards how she got a name like that...
- Is this her given name? (in which case I worry about her parents)
- Is this an "office nickname"? (she sounded too nice for such an appelation normally reserved for EWs)
Curiouser and curiouser...
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I've seen a few people in my field of work whose legal first name is Princess.Quoth EricKei View Post
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Yup, me too. And, yes, I wonder what their parents were drinking (smoking?) at the time.Quoth BusBus View PostI've seen a few people in my field of work whose legal first name is Princess.
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Quoth BusBus View PostI've seen a few people in my field of work whose legal first name is Princess.
Its legal to have the first name Princess? I always thought you couldn't have a title for a first name.Childrenofthenight.Thecomicseries.com/comics/latest
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It's legal to have almost anything as a name. A while back, one dopey American couple somewhere named their newborn "ESPN." Yes, as in the sports network. Abbie Hoffman, the Sixties-era radical, named his son "america." That is not a typo....it is spelled with a little a. And for those thinking you can't name a child with a title, remember, Michael Jackson named TWO of his sons Prince. And I have heard of more than one person being named King or Queen. Not to mention the more common names of Duke and Earl. Etc., etc.
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On the topic of strange names. My hubby has a ancestor named Royal Earl. On my side there was a kid named Eleven.Coffee should be strong, black and chewy! It should strip paint and frighten small children.
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Just the other day I carded a guy whose middle name was, I shit you not, "Casebeer." That was classic!
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I don't see what the problem with this person is. All he did was make a joke. It might not have been a great joke but I also doubt he is a comedian. If I were you I'd be amused about the fact that a customer is thanking me.I Suppose That Was "Humour"?
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You must look at it through the eyes of someone who has been hearing this exact joke or some variation of it every week for 4 years.Quoth elsporko View Post
Plus even as a joke it came across as kind of dickish. Especially at 3 in the morning. -.-
Yeah, we use to have someone that worked here a long time ago named Princess. Legally.Quoth BusBus View PostI've seen a few people in my field of work whose legal first name is Princess.
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My eeePC is actually rather flat chested. =p
Luckily I don't have to go that far down Granville. My old company's office was down that way. We were a block from an S&M shop.Quoth BusBus View Post
That actually sounds like a half way decent weekend.Quoth JesterComment
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