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    Well I have only worked retail for one year but man I have learned that while this seems to be the lesser of all evils for minimum wage jobs (when compared to food service) it still sucks.

    I have a few interesting stories that I need to post to rant about.

    1. When I worked at a major toy store someone was trying to return a Wii with the reciept only. He said he wanted to get an extended warranty. We sell Protection Plans on these products that you can buy up to the day a manufacturer warranty ends and he bought it 20 days ago. When I start to get the protection plan added and asked if he wanted the 2 or 3 year plan he explained that he wanted our one month return policy extended extended so that it can be a month after his daughter opens it on Christmas. I'm like "uuuhhhh no...we can't just extend a return policy without the product being in the store to ensure the manufacturer seal hasn't been broken" He got so angry!! He thought we would just take his word for it that the Wii was wrapped under the tree. He started lecuring me that the customer is always right. And I explained that I may be young but I think I understand that I will get fired if I returned a Nintendo Wii without the actual product being in the store and just off the reciept. Of course he called over my manager and she told him the same thing. UGH!!

    2. This older lady comes in and buys 2.98 worth of school supplies. When I asked her for her phone number she gives me a very stern "NO". I explained that it only lets me look up to see if they have a rewards card with us. She sighed rolled her eyes and said, again very sternly "NO!". I then said that they were free rewards cards and some people like having them because they get them free coupons and gift cards. She starts writing her check very angrily. I run the check electronically like we always do and ask her to sign the PIN pad. She YELLS "I don't use those machines!!"

    I try to explain that I can print a paper slip and that the machine just helps us reduce paper costs and increase convienance. She YELLS AGAIN "I DON'T USE THOSE F*CKING MACHINES. YOU HAVE MY CHECK. THAT IS MY PAYMENT". And she grabs her bag and walks off. Without a signature we cannot except the check. I go after her telling that if she runs off without signing anything then it would be shoplifting. She comes back into the store and as I'm about to print the paper slip (she looks and sees the signing prompt screen on the PIN pad) and she yells again (how many times do I have to say I'm not using those machines" and she walks off. AGAIN. I go after her and I am really pissed now and I tell her the same thing this time adding "Have you never herd of civility and patience?" and she snaps back "have you ever herd of customer service?".

    OH boy. I just printed the slip, handed her the reciept and I thought that was that. Well she left her check there and we don't keep checks so I do my best to get it shredded. She calls up her and complains to my store manager and apparently cusses my manager out after he tried to explain my position that I had told him right after the incident occured.

    3. This isn't a story just more of a random statement. I hate it when customers expect you to know the price of items over the phone. They call and say "how much is this..." and when you say that you'll have to put then on hold they sigh and wonder why you dont know.

    Then there are the issues with coupons that have the exceptions. Its like they can't read. Then get angry at you thinking that you are the controller of coupons at your company.

    Then there are the people that want to get more than the limit on sale items. We had folders for FREE this week. You didn't have to buy a fucking thing. We just handed out folders. So obviously we had to put a limit. We get ppl that come through the line with a WHOLE BOX of folders (150 per box generally) and then get angry when you explain the limit....

    WHY CANT CUSTOMERS READ!!!

  • #2
    Ah, but they can read. Put up a sign, any sign, that got the word 'FREE' on it, and they'll know immediately that they are entitled to lots and lots of free stuff.

    Honestly, I swear if you put up some of those old 'Free Willy' movie posters, customers would flock to the service desk, demanding to get their FREE killer whale ZOMGNOW!

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    • #3
      Welcome to !

      The one thing you gotta watch out for on the signs would be those people who SEE and READ the signs, and then decide that the signs don't apply to them because they're "special" ~_~

      As for the check lady...she was being pretty unreasonable -- but she was writing a check out for three bucks >_> Even on my worst day, I have that much in my wallet...
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      • #4
        If she doesn't want to give her phone number, she could just say so, she doesn't have to be a bitch about it. As for not signing the screen....geeze, she could just give it a scribble and again not be a bitch about it.

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        • #5
          Ahhh, the joy of working retail. Pretty soon you'll learn to hate it. Welcome to customerssuck.com btw.
          I have a similar story about the rude lady.... When I worked at a computer store, whenever a customer dsiputed a price or something else, they would start giving me a hard time. The conversation would go like this....
          SC: This price is wrong.
          Me: The transaction has already been processed, so I'm afraid I can't go back and change it. All you have to do is just sign on the keypad and....
          SC: No, I'm not signing that!
          Me: I understand your frustration sir, but there's nothing I can do. If you go over to customer service, they will credit the difference back to your card. But you have to sign here first.
          SC: No! I am not paying that price! I will not sign!
          Me: You won't be paying that price, they will change it for you. But we have to have you sign this first, and....
          SC: NO!!! GET YOUR MANAGER!!!
          This would happen often, but not too often, and most customers would simply sign without any hassle. But I swear, the idiots that don't just don't wanna listen!

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          • #6
            Quoth mikoyan29 View Post
            If she doesn't want to give her phone number, she could just say so, she doesn't have to be a bitch about it.
            Agreed. I know my telemarketer calls increase in direct proportion to how often I give my number out, and I also don't have a lot of belief in the "we never give out customer phone numbers" line from the cashier (they may have been told to say that, but it doesn't mean their corporate office follows it). Heck, in some states even the DMV sells their list of info. But I simply say nicely "Sorry, I don't give out my phone number", repeated if necessary, with a smile. Never yet had a real problem with that, it isn't the cashier's fault they've been told to ask for it.

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            • #7
              Quoth deloaf1 View Post
              They call and say "how much is this..." and when you say that you'll have to put then on hold they sigh and wonder why you dont know.
              I don't know if this is a factor, but I know some stores have inventory systems they can check to give prices over the phone quickly and efficiently. I know not all stores have them, but maybe not everyone realizes that?
              Tamezin

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              • #8
                I've found that the people who habitually call stores for info like this (the ones who will expect us to stay on the line and get info for over a dozen items in one go) seem to think that we all have this information memorized, computers be damned. This was a relatively common occurrence at "GameStore", where people would call in the middle of the evening rush and want us to look up trade-in prices on a 2-page list of games, then act all put out when we told them we were incredibly busy. 2 or 3 games when it's not busy, no problem; more than that, just bring them in >_<
                "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
                "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
                "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
                "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
                "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
                "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
                Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
                "Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me

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                • #9
                  FIrst off, to

                  EQ Cookies are on the left, SMiley and his Astro Burgers are on the right and the brain bleach is currently with....*looks around* Who has the brain bleach?!

                  In regards to your stories, what douchewaffles. Of course, you could've just sent security after check lady

                  As for people who pull the "customer service" and/or "the customer is always right" cards, I hate people who do that.
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                  • #10
                    Quoth fireheart17 View Post
                    EQ Cookies are on the left, SMiley and his Astro Burgers are on the right and the brain bleach is currently with....*looks around* Who has the brain bleach?!
                    .
                    I think I used it all; been reading too many posts here as of late. We'll have to order some more, but, iirc, there's a ton of red tape. We need to get PO's made up in triplicate, signed, lost, found, chopped up, and recycled as firelighters.

                    Oh wait, nvm, found half of a ten-year old bottle. This should do for now...

                    Here ya go
                    "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
                    "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
                    "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
                    "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
                    "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
                    "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
                    Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
                    "Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me

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                    • #11
                      Quoth fireheart17 View Post
                      Who has the brain bleach?!
                      I'm the Brain Bleach Angel!
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                      • #12
                        Quoth EricKei View Post
                        Oh wait, nvm, found half of a ten-year old bottle. This should do for now...
                        Good vintage, that one.

                        Rapscallion

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                        • #13
                          Quoth Rapscallion View Post
                          Good vintage, that one.

                          Rapscallion
                          I have some Comet powder that's older than 10 years and it might still be good . . .

                          We'll just keep it stashed in the magical back until we run completely out of liquid. It'll do until we can get our next truckload at least.
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                          • #14


                            WHY CANT CUSTOMERS READ!!!
                            It's called selective illiteracy.

                            Quoth EricKei View Post
                            but she was writing a check out for three bucks >_> Even on my worst day, I have that much in my wallet...
                            Once had a woman write me a check for $1.38. This was after she cleaned out every bit of cash from her wallet. She wrote the check for the balance of her total.
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                            I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                            It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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