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*aims low with thrown peanuts*
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*grabs Nohbody's nuts*"All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya" -
That'll be $5.
Strangers don't get to touch my nuts for free, and you're stranger than many I know.
Last edited by Nohbody; 10-04-2009, 07:06 PM.No matter how low my opinion of humanity as a whole gets, there are always over-achievers who seek to surpass my expectations.Comment
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Well at least we've established your nuts CAN be had. heheheQuoth Nohbody View PostThat'll be $5.
Strangers don't get to touch my nuts for free, and you're stranger than many I know.
"All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"Comment
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I'm not sure if I'm more curious how the man got his penis stuck in the door, or how he summoned help?
Did he scream loud enough to be heard through the walls? Did he free himself and _then_ call for help?Comment
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You just had to know this badly enough to sign up, just to post and ask?
Awesome!
"English is the result of Norman men-at-arms attempting to pick up Saxon barmaids and is no more legitimate than any of the other results."
- H. Beam PiperComment
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Honestly.... the image of that in my head made me go "AWESOME!"..... and then I remembered I am terribly strange.-Red dazesComment
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That's what popped into my mind as I read the tale of Captain Fleshtube.Quoth MergedLoki View Post"Hello. 911?.. Yea, yea it's Quagmire. Yea it's stuck in a window this time."
The Borg wouldn't know fun if they assimilated an amusement park. -- B'Elanna Torres, Star Trek: Voyager
Math! Math, my dear boy, is but the lesbian sister of Biology. -- Peter Griffin, Family GuyComment
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Boo. Just...booo.Quoth Plague*Star View PostKnowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
"I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost dailyComment
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Can't believe that guy who actually wanted to pay cash to get a room and kick out someone who had the sense to book in advance.
All those people wanting new rooms to be added on magically does not surprise me... Don't you know the world revolves around them?!?!
Did that last guy not disturb everyone in the hotel with his yell of pain?!?!Comment
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That's quite a first post..... So you signed up just to ask that?!Quoth Latrans View Post
*sniff* You definitely belong here!
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This side discussion reminds me of something I just noticed in the paper today...
There's a bar in the next town over called Johnny Chimpo's. They had an ad in the paper. The ad contained a "logo" of a monkey with a bottle of beer foaming over.
However, with the monkey posed the way it was, and the beer bottle placed where it was, it looked like the monkey was (Use your imaginations people!).
Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
"I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost dailyComment
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Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View PostThis side discussion reminds me of something I just noticed in the paper today...
There's a bar in the next town over called Johnny Chimpo's. They had an ad in the paper. The ad contained a "logo" of a monkey with a bottle of beer foaming over.
However, with the monkey posed the way it was, and the beer bottle placed where it was, it looked like the monkey was (Use your imaginations people!).
Hm, I guess that monkey really likes to play with his banana.
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